“Easy Money” quotes

“- Nicky Cerone: What is that? Mozart?
- Belinda Capuletti: Scales.
- Nicky Cerone: Never heard of him.”

Joe Pesci - Nicky Cerone
Lili Haydn - Belinda Capuletti

“- Saleslady: May I help you?
- Monty Capuletti: No, we're just browsing.
- Saleslady: How long do you intend to browse?
- Monty Capuletti: That lady over there, you didn't ask her how long she's going to browse.
- Saleslady: You don't look like browsers.
- Nicky Cerone: Yeah, what do browsers look like?
- Monty Capuletti: Yeah, maybe I'm half...” (continue)(continue reading)
Jessica James - Saleslady
Rodney Dangerfield - Monty Capuletti
Joe Pesci - Nicky Cerone

“- Monty Capuletti: [about his Mother-In-Law] She says I drink too much, I smoke too much, I gamble. I mean she's right, but what can I do? I got no... what's the word?
- Nicky Cerone: Class.”
Rodney Dangerfield - Monty Capuletti
Joe Pesci - Nicky Cerone

“- Mrs. Monahan: You pollute the air with your smoking. You reek of liquor and God knows what else. You're an ecological menace!
- Monty Capuletti: Yeah, well you were the inspiration for twin beds!”
Geraldine Fitzgerald - Mrs. Monahan
Rodney Dangerfield - Monty Capuletti

“My mother-in-law, for years I wouldn't kiss her face; I end up kissing her ass.”
Rodney Dangerfield - Monty Capuletti