“Eating Raoul” quotes

(1982)
Movie Eating Raoul
Title Eating Raoul
Year 1982
Director Paul Bartel
Genre Comedy, Crime
Plot – One evening Paul finds his wife Mary quarreling with a delivery guy and Paul is forced to defend her hitting the guy with a frying pan and accidentally killing him. The couple thinks to open an activity to conceal corpses and the business is successful, but a thief wants to participate at all costs.
All actors – Paul Bartel, Mary Woronov, Robert Beltran, Susan Saiger, Lynn Hobart, Richard Paul, Mark Woods, John Shearin, Darcy Pulliam, Ben Haller, Roberta Spero, Vernon Demetrius
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“Eating Raoul” Quotes 11 quotes
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    “You taste it, you're gonna buy it, alright?”

    John Paragon - Sex Shop Salesman
    [Tag:shopping]
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    “- Lady Customer: Really? Stomach cramps? But it's such a good buy.
    - Paul Bland: Is lighter fluid at three ninety-five a pint but I wouldn't serve it to my dinner guests.”

    Lynn Hobart - Lady Customer
    Paul Bartel - Paul Bland
    [Tag:disease, money, wine and spirits]
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    “- Sex Shop Salesman: I'm telling you - you're gonna need a lubricant for this vibrator. Unless your date's inflatable. Ha!
    - Paul Bland: For your information, I'm buying this to use as a novelty cocktail stirrer!
    - Sex Shop Salesman: Sure!”
    John Paragon - Sex Shop Salesman
    Paul Bartel - Paul Bland
    [Tag:need, sex]
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    “- Paul Bland: Mary, I just killed a man.
    - Mary Bland: He was a man. Now he's just a bag of garbage.”
    Paul Bartel - Paul Bland
    Mary Woronov - Mary Bland
    [Tag:killing, waste]
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    “- Sex Shop Salesman: Le Orgy Gel comes in lemon, mint, cherry or trail mix.
    - Paul Bland: Trail mix?
    - Sex Shop Salesman: I was making a joke.”
    John Paragon - Sex Shop Salesman
    Paul Bartel - Paul Bland
    [Tag:joke, sex, tools]
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    “- Paul Bland: A hundred-and-seventy-five-dollar-a-month rent increase! How are we going to pay that?
    - Mary Bland: Don't worry. We can live on your insta-cash card for a month or so.
    - Paul Bland: Don't you remember? It was canceled for non-payment.”
    Paul Bartel - Paul Bland
    Mary Woronov - Mary Bland
    [Tag:money, payment]
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    “At the store, can you buy a new frying pan? I'm a little squeamish about using the one we use to kill people.”

    Mary Woronov - Mary Bland
    [Tag:killing, tools]
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    “It's amazing what you can do with a cheap piece of meat if you know how to treat it.”
    Paul Bartel - Paul Bland
    [Tag:ability]
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    “- Sex Shop Salesman: Okay, your vibrators start at $10.95 and go up. We've got the Salami, Man-o'-War and... Alien.
    - Paul Bland: Just give me the cheapest one.
    - Sex Shop Salesman: Wait a minute. There's nothing cheap about my store. You mean inexpensive don't you?”
    John Paragon - Sex Shop Salesman
    Paul Bartel - Paul Bland
    [Tag:money, sex]
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    “- Mary Bland: Why should we give up any of that money? We had to kill two people to get it!
    - Raoul Mendoza: You killed two people for less than a thousand dollars?
    - Mary Bland: ... One of them shortchanged us.”
    Mary Woronov - Mary Bland
    Robert Beltran - Raoul Mendoza
    [Tag:killing, money]
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    “Hollywood, California. Home to the rich and powerful. Yet so popular with the broken and destitute. Here sex hunger is reflected in every aspect of daily life, and instant gratification is tirelessly pursued. A center of casual violence and capricious harassment. Where rampant vice and amorality permeate every strata of society... It is a known...” (continue)(continue reading)
    [Tag:hollywood, perversion, sex]
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