“Employee of the Month” quotes

(2006)
Movie Employee of the Month
Title Employee of the Month
Year 2006
Director Greg Coolidge
Genre Comedy, Romance
Plot – Super Club employees fight each other to win the title of the best "Employee of the Month". Zack Bradley and Vince Downey participate and Vince has been awarded seventeen times yet, while Zack is very popular among the colleagues. As the new cashier Amy dates only the guy who has won the prize, this year the two guys compete one against the other.
All actors – Dane Cook, Jessica Simpson, Dax Shepard, Andy Dick, Tim Bagley, Brian George, Efren Ramirez, Marcello Thedford, Danny Woodburn, Harland Williams, Sean Whalen, Barbara Dodd
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“Employee of the Month” Quotes 9 quotes
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    “- Granny: Zacky! What's my pin number?
    - Zack: 1234 Grandma, now we have to change it again.”
    Barbara Dodd - Granny
    Dane Cook - Zack
    [Tag:cheating]
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    “Check it out guy, he's the alpha male of the store... chicks always go after the alpha male, they're like lions... kings of the desert. And you, you're just a little tiny fieldmouse dangling in the teeth of the lion while he's banging your chick. Oh wait a minute... boxboy, you're like the little hairy nutsack on the little hairy fieldmouse...” (continue)(continue reading)
    Harland Williams - Russell
    [Tag:boy, duel]
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    “Do it for pride, the rest will come... including the girl.”
    Brian George - Iqbal
    [Tag:pride, results]
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    “What are you doing? There are no weapons in this mission. I will not do time for you. I will roll over on you.”
    Dax Shepard - Vince
    [Tag:challenge]
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    “You're like the drummer from REO Speedwagon. Nobody knows who you are.”
    Harland Williams - Russell
    [Tag:ghosts]
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    “- Lon: I can't see who's calling me a loser.
    - Zack: Well, I'll give you a hint. He waxes his forearms and lost his virginity in the Boy Scouts.
    - Lon: Uncle Donny?”
    Andy Dick - Lon
    Dane Cook - Zack
    [Tag:relatives]
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    “- Zack: Were all pink on the inside...
    - Vince: Like vaginas.”
    Dane Cook - Zack
    Dax Shepard - Vince
    [Tag:body, colors]
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    “- Vince: I realize that you don't care about your job, but I do.
    - Zack: And I want to thank you for caring about my job, really.”
    Dax Shepard - Vince
    Dane Cook - Zack
    [Tag:friends, job]
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    “- Vince: Is your name Semi because you're the size of a huge Mack truck or because you're semi-retarded?
    - Semi: I don't know.”
    Dax Shepard - Vince
    Marcello Thedford - Semi
    [Tag:name]
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