“Ernest Goes to Camp” quotes

“If he had faith in The Great One, the knife would not cut him. If he had courage; true courage, the rock would not break him. If the brave was pure of heart, the arrow could not catch him.”

Victoria Racimo - Nurse St. Cloud

“- Crutchfield: That sure was some rapChief was putting on for us.
- Chip Ozgood: Do you think it's true?
- Bobby Wayne: Well you wouldn't catch me standing around letting some Indian throw knives at me.”
Scott Menville - Crutchfield
Todd Loyd - Chip Ozgood
Patrick Day - Bobby Wayne

“- Mr. Tipton, the camp owner: What happened?
- Old Indian 'Chief St. Cloud': Ernest broke the sign.
- Mr. Tipton, the camp owner: Well, at least nobody was hurt.”

Larry Black - Mr. Tipton, the camp owner
Iron Eyes Cody - Old Indian 'Chief St. Cloud'

My motto is "I never met a badkid".
Jim Varney - Ernest P. Worrell

“You will have great wealth if you let these men own the land. He says, who can own a tree? Who can own a rock? Only the Great Spirit. Mister Black, these grounds are the homes to our ancient Indian ceremonial grounds, my grandfather and I are the last of our tribe.”

Victoria Racimo - Nurse St. Cloud

“No. I can't eat on an empty stomach.”
Jim Varney - Ernest P. Worrell

“- Mr. Tipton, the camp owner: Have you ever held a leadership position?
- Ernest P. Worrell: I had a ant farm once.”
Larry Black - Mr. Tipton, the camp owner
Jim Varney - Ernest P. Worrell

“You see these hands? You see them? If I put them in my pockets I will be arrested for concealing lethal weapons.”
Jim Varney - Ernest P. Worrell