“Everyone Says I Love You” quotes
(1996)
Woody Allen
directed this movie
in 1996
Title Everyone Says I Love You
Year 1996
Director Woody Allen
Genre Comedy, Musical, Romance
Year 1996
Director Woody Allen
Genre Comedy, Musical, Romance
All actors – Edward Norton, Drew Barrymore, Diva Gray, Ami Almendral, Madeline Balmaceda, Vivian Cherry, Tommie Baxter, Jeff DeRocker, Cherylyn Jones, Tina Paul, Vikki Schnurr, Natasha Lyonne, Kevin Hagan, Alan Alda, Gaby Hoffmann, Natalie Portman, Lukas Haas, Trude Klein, Goldie Hawn, Itzhak Perlman, Navah Perlman, Barbara Hollander, John Griffin, Julia Roberts, Waltrudis Buck, Patrick Cranshaw, Isiah Whitlock Jr., Woody Allen, Edward Hibbert, Kevin Bogue, Colleen Dunn, Pamela Everett, Susan Misner, Gregory Mitchell, Dana Moore, Troy Myers, Joe Orrach, Michael O'Steen, Luis Martin Perez, Krissy Richmond, Frederick Rolf, Timothy Jerome, Daisy Prince, Linda Kuriloff, Helen Miles, Arlene Martel, Rene Ceballos, Ruth Gottschall, Colton Green, Lisa LeGuillou, Joe Locarro, Monica McSwain, Jill Nicklaus, Andrew Pacho, John Selya, Myra Lucretia Taylor, Jo Telford, Paolo Seganti, Andrea Piedimonte, Robert Knepper, Billy Crudup, Robert Khakh, Tim Roth, Scotty Bloch, David Ogden Stiers, Gerry Burkhardt, Eileen Casey, Shelley Frankel, Fred Mann III, Kathy Sanson, Valda Setterfield, Frank Pietri, Robert Walker, Devalle Hayes, Damon McCloud, Tony Sirico, Ray Garvey, Tommy John, Lindsy Canuel, Richard Cummings, Kristen Pettet, Patrick Lavery, Christy Romano, Jonathan Giordano, Gabriel Millman, Ed Hodson, Michel Moinot, Don Correia, Sean Grant, Roland Hayes, Darren Lee, Delphine T. Mantz, Joanne McHugh, John Mineo, Cynthia Onrubia, Willie Rosario, Jerome Vivona, Nancy Ticotin, Emily Bindiger, Cindy Cobitt, Al Dana, Kevin De Simone, Paul Evans, Chrissy Faith, Jeff Lyons, Michael Mark, Jenna Miles, Robert Ragaini, Lenny Roberts, Annette Sanders, Terry Textor, Vanéese Y. Thomas, Ashley H. Wilkinson, Lisa Cangelosi, Chris Cardona, Olivia Hayman
show all“Everyone Says I Love You” Quotes 24 quotes
“My knowledge of art is limited to Kirk Douglas as Vincent VanGogh.”
“I'm fine! As long as I don't move my eyeballs.”
“It's all right! She just swallowed a little jewelry, enjoy your dinners.”
“- Steffi: Over the years I often wondered what would have happened if we stayed together.
- Joe: That's something we never gonna know. We've managed to produce a fabulous daughter though. She got your looks, fortunately, and my... magic personality.”“- Laura: I'm through with love, I'll never fall again!
- Steffi: What are you talking about? You're only 14!”“- Charles Ferry: If you were my girl, I'd make love to you in every room of the house, on every table top, on every rug...
- Skylar: We also have some lovely Early American chandeliers.”“I've been trying since we got divorced to find the right woman for him, somebody to match up with his personality. I'm beginning to wonder if the world population isn't too limited.”
“I should go to Paris and jump off of the Eiffel Tower. If I took the Concorde, I could be dead three hours earlier.”
“He was a foot fetishist, it's the only group I remember him belonging to.”
“Steffi, bring down a copy of my will... and an eraser.”
“- Charles Ferry: How was it?
- Skylar: Very interesting. I've never been kissed by a sociopath before.”“- Joe: Madeline was an archaeologist. She was fabulous.
- Steffi: Madeline was a nymphomaniac!
- Joe: Yeah, okay, she had a little problem with fidelity. You know, I didn't happen to see it.”“Please, no humiliating schemes.”
“I can't believe I'm having this conversation with my own son, my flesh and blood. I can't believe it. Unless some large Republican pea pods are in the basement and have taken over your body.”
“I never believed in God. No, I didn't even as a little kid. I used to think even if He exists, He's done such a terrible job. It's a wonder people don't get together and file a class action suit against Him.”
“In a relationship, it is better to be the leaver than the leavee.”
“- Steffi: You always pick the wrong women.
- Joe: Hey, I picked you.
- Steffi: Yeah, I know, we got divorced.”“With the time change, I could be alive for six hours in New York, but dead three hours in Paris. I could get things done and I could also be dead.”
“That's Frieda, our maid. Personally I think she was Hitler's maid at Berchtesgaden.”
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