“Exit to Eden” quotes

I always have trouble saying your name Martin because Australians have difficulty with the American "R". It would be a lot easier if your name was Bob.
Paul Mercurio - Elliot

- Lisa Emerson: Babies and bondage, I could do both?
- Elliot Slater: Yeah, I'd love to say, "My wife is a dominatrix".
- Lisa Emerson: I can just see myself at the kids' school on career day.
Dana Delany - Lisa
Paul Mercurio - Elliot

“Finally, the expertspredict, to survive intamacy in the year 2000, women will learn to be more sexually aggressive, and men more romantic.”
Dana Delany - Lisa

“You've achieved a great deal of success in your creative and artistic field. You've traveled a great deal. You have influential friends. You've dated a bevy of bright and beautiful woman. Yet, with all this, you never had a lasting relationship.”
Héctor Elizondo - Martin

“No matter your sexualpreference, true love is always the ultimate fantasy.”
Rosie O'Donnell - Sheila

How do you decide you wanna be a dominatrix? What, do you wake up one day and go, "Hey, I feel like being bossy"?
Rosie O'Donnell - Sheila

“An alternative lifestyle. Do you know what that is? That's just a phrase deviants use to cover up their sex lives.”
Dan Aykroyd - Fred

“You took off your clothes in his office? I could never do that, you know. Even at home, I take off my clothes in the bathroom and then I jump into bed real quick... which is kinda weird because I live alone.”
Rosie O'Donnell - Sheila

“- Sheila Kingston: Maybe if you spiced up your sex life a little you wouldn't be divorced.
- Fred Lavery: What do you mean? I spiced it up plenty. Many's the time I let the wife get on top.”
Rosie O'Donnell - Sheila
Dan Aykroyd - Fred

“- Tommy Miller: How can I fulfill your fantasy?
- Sheila Kingston: Go paint my house!”
Sean O'Bryan - Tommy
Rosie O'Donnell - Sheila

You know a lot of people feel a little nervous about this whole submissive/dominant thing at first, but, you know, really the submissive person is always in control. All you have to do is give your partner a little control word, like "yellow".
Jane Morris - All Tied-Up Shop Clerk

“You know how some men like women's legs, some like big breasts, some like long hair? Know what I like? I like butts. Men's beautiful behinds. You know what I like to do to gorgeous butts? I like to squeeze them, pinch them and caress them.”

Dana Delany - Lisa

“Why are we pretending your bag isn't buzzing? You bought a vibrator.”
Rosie O'Donnell - Sheila

“- Tommy Miller: It's my dream just to make you happy.
- Sheila Kingston: Yeah, you and every man.”
Sean O'Bryan - Tommy
Rosie O'Donnell - Sheila

“I've had my share of bad times with men, okay? Some are assholes, Elliot is not. If we don't cultivate the good ones, there aren't going to be any.”
Rosie O'Donnell - Sheila

“- Sheila Kingston: I'll catch you later, I gotta get a bikini wax.
- Fred Lavery: Ugh! Just stop telling me about that disgusting female stuff. No wonder you were never married.”
Rosie O'Donnell - Sheila
Dan Aykroyd - Fred

“- Tommy Miller: May I do my specialty?
- Sheila Kingston: Ah, no, I don't really feel like having my toes sucked right now.”
Sean O'Bryan - Tommy
Rosie O'Donnell - Sheila