“First Sunday” quotes
(2008)“First Sunday” Quotes 14 quotes
“The white Jesus keeps starin at me!”
“I'm gonna construct some construction that needs to be constructed.”
“- Officer Eddie King: Did it look like he was winkin at us?
- Officer D'Agostino: He is the choir director.”“- Judge B. Bennet Galloway: Mr. Jackson, six months ago you were caught shoplifting at a Stop 'N Shop, with a box full of Ding Dongs and a six pack of Banana Strawberry Boone's Farm.
- LeeJohn: Uh, your honor, it was Goober Grape.
- Judge B. Bennet Galloway: When the arresting officer searched you, he found a twenty dollar bill in your pocket....” (continue)(continue reading)You have to ask yourself: "Would a man rob God?".
“They using big words now. Sanctuary, congested... that means umm, ghetto.”
“- Pastor Arthur Mitchell: Actually, your honor, we have a lot of witnesses here that are willing to testify to a lot of things... like embezzlement.
- Tianna: Misappropriation of funds.
- Sister Doris: Falsifying documents.
- Rickey: Not to mention, wearing an easter suit with a Halloween shirt and tie set!”“- Assistant D.A.: These miscreants...
- Rickey: Miscreants? We are African-Americans!”“- Sister Doris: Do you like birthday parties, Leonard... I mean, LeeJohn?
- LeeJohn: I don't know. I never had one.
- Sister Doris: You never had a birthday party?
- LeeJohn: When they took me to my foster home, they lost my birth certificate. So, nobody never knew when my birthday was.”“If I go back to jail they gonna make me a woman!”
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