“Freddy Got Fingered” quotes

(2001)
Movie Freddy Got Fingered
Tom Greening directed this movie in 2001
Title Freddy Got Fingered
Year 2001
Director Tom Green
Genre Comedy
Plot – Gord has always been a special boy, obsessed to please his father. His innocence leads him to be very curious and his imagination is still extremely unbridled. At 28 he decides to change his life, leaving his job in the local dairy and moving to the basement of his parents. His father doesn't agree with his decisions and between them bursts out a bloody war.
All actors – Tom Green, Rip Torn, Marisa Coughlan, Eddie Kaye Thomas, Harland Williams, Anthony Michael Hall, Julie Hagerty, Jackson Davies, Connor Widdows, John R. Taylor, Bob Osborne, Fiona Hogan
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  • “- Gord Brody: I'm looking for a David Davidson.
    - Woman - Restaurant: I'm a woman.
    - Gord Brody: Did I ask what sex you are?
    - Woman - Restaurant: No.
    - Gord Brody: Did I ask if you were David Davidson?
    - Woman - Restaurant: My name is Cheryl.”

    Tom Greening - Gord Brody
    Wendy Chmelauskas - Woman - Restaurant
  • “- Jim Brody: Hey, what are ya doing in my scuba gear?
    - Gord Brody: Look, I found a treasure.
    - Jim Brody: That's a soap on a rope!
    - Gord Brody: Shh, I'm pretending it's a treasure.”

    Rip Torn - Jim Brody
    Tom Greening - Gord Brody
    [Tag:imagination]
  • “- Darren: Gord, don't hammer them so loud! Jeez, it's late, you're gonna wake your parents up.
    - Gord Brody: You're right, I should probably use the electric nail gun.
    - Darren: Well, yeah.
    [Gord Brody uses the nail gun, making even more loud noise]”

    Harland Williams - Darren
    Tom Greening - Gord Brody
    [Tag:night, noise, sleeping]
  • Daddy, we're in Pakistan. Let's sew some soccer balls.”
    Tom Greening - Gord Brody
  • “- Betty: I'm gonna give you a blowjob.
    - Gord Brody: Oh Betty. It's only our first date. Don't you think we should go do some romantic stuff first? Maybe take a walk in the park or something?”

    Marisa Coughlan - Betty
    Tom Greening - Gord Brody
    [Tag:date, romance, sex]
  • “Oh, look honey, our boy's a genius! He's rigged a pulley system so he can eat sausage and work on his stupid drawings.”
    Rip Torn - Jim Brody
    [Tag:eating, genius]
  • “- Gord Brody: Why do you guys always have roast beef?
    - Jim Brody: Boo-hoo. Little Lord Fauntleroy's tummy hurts because there's too much roast beef in it.
    - Gord Brody: It's just boring.
    [opens bag, pulls out a chicken sandwich]
    - Gord Brody: I'm eating a chicken sandwich.”

    Tom Greening - Gord Brody
    Rip Torn - Jim Brody
    [Tag:eating, food]
  • “You can't hurt me, not with my cheese helmet!”
    Tom Greening - Gord Brody
    [Tag:pain]
  • “- Gord Brody: Fuck you, dad.
    - Jim Brody: Fuck me? Is that what you wanna do?
    [drops his pants]
    - Jim Brody: Well, go ahead, fuck me.”

    Tom Greening - Gord Brody
    Rip Torn - Jim Brody
    [Tag:insult, sex]
  • “You can't have complaints there's not enough cheese in the cheese sandwiches. I mean, if there's no cheese in a cheese sandwich, that's basically just two slices of bread.”
    Tom Greening - Gord Brody
    [Tag:complaining, food]
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