“Free Enterprise” quotes
(1998)
Title Free Enterprise
Year 1998
Director Robert Meyer Burnett
Genre Comedy, Romance
Year 1998
Director Robert Meyer Burnett
Genre Comedy, Romance
All actors – Eric McCormack, Carl Bressler, Ethan Glazer, Phyllis Franklin, Brandon Kleyla, Thomas Hobson, Marilyn Kentz, Spencer Klein, Mickey Cassidy, Rafer Weigel, Jennifer Sommerfeld, Tricia Cruz
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“Separate the art from the artist. This is L.A., nobody's ever who they appear to be. Other than John Tesh, who's probably exactly who he appears to be.”
“- Claire: Where are you going?
- Robert: Looks like I'm going nowhere.
- Claire: Don't you fucking quote 'Star Wars' at me!”“Risk is our business. That's what relationships are all about. That's why we're out there.”
“- Mark: The biggest joke is that you have more problems than anyone I know, yet you want to become a therapist. What are you going to do? Counsel people to kill themselves? Because that's what I feel like doing after listening to you whine for an hour.
- Munchkin Beth: Is that what you really feel?
- Mark: Yes it is. Now if you don't mind, can...” (continue)(continue reading)- Mark's Mom: Mark, what are you doing here? I thought you were supposed to go to that movie - that "Star Track" movie.
- Young Mark: Oh, Mom, how many times do I have to tell you? "Track" is what a train goes on, okay? "Trek" is what the Enterprise goes on, okay?
- Mark's Mom: Yeah, and they say the pain of childbirth ends with labor.“- Leila: You can wear shoes; they're practical.
- Robert: Oh yeah, but can you wear 53 pairs? It's like women with a $30,000 engagement ring.
- Leila: What's wrong with that?
- Robert: Oh, come on. You know if it doesn't have airlock brakes and a passenger side airbag, it's not worth thirty K.”“You gotta mix a little reality in with your imagination to achieve happiness in your life. And you've gotta overcome your programming - which in your case is a thirty-year-old television show.”
“Someone once said it's better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all. Succeed or fail, we must make the attempt, it's our nature.”
“- Robert: I hate the fact that women do not give a shit how anything looks or sounds, as long as they can sing along with the lyrics. All right, I'm sorry - I get a little carried away sometimes. But you know what, I can say the exact same thing about women and their obsession with their shoes.
- Leila: That's a sexist comment.”“- Robert: If you wanted some privacy, you could just drink at home.
- Bill: No. That's called alcoholism.”“Claire is right in pointing out the enormous danger potential in any relationship with a man as intelligent but fantastically flakey as Robert. But I must point out the possibilities, the potential, for true love and happiness are equally great.”
“- Young Robert: He said that Han Solo was cooler than Captain Kirk.
- Imaginary William Shatner: Kick the little fucker's ass.”
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