“Friday after Next” quotes
(2002)Plot – Craig and Day Day have finally moved to live by themselves. To pay the rent, they work by night in a shopping mall. On Christmas Eve some burglars break into their house and steal everything: Craig and Day Day decide to find them.
All actors – Ice Cube, Mike Epps, John Witherspoon, Don 'D.C.' Curry, Anna Maria Horsford, Clifton Powell, K.D. Aubert, Bebe Drake, Katt Williams, Rickey Smiley, Terry Crews, Maz Jobrani
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All I want fo Christmas is 2 fat bicthes with a name belt that say "glitter" on it.
“Ho ho ho motherfucker!”
“Nobody gets me pussy whipped I.. Whip Pussay!”
“All I want for Christmas, Santa, is two fat bitches, 2 bags a weed and 2 bags of chips to give to the fat bitches.”
“- Moly: Oh, no, no guns. You are top-flight unarmed security guards.
- Craig Jones: What about walkie talkies?
- Day-Day: And some flashlights. In case we catch some girl giving up some head right in the back behind the trash cans, I could come back there with the flashlight and catch her.
- Moly: You guys are supposed to be big, tough guys....” (continue)(continue reading)“- Moly: You guys are top-flight security, best in the whole wide world. You have to defend this whole place with your own lives.
- Day-Day: And I'd die for this shit too. ”“[Craig Jones walks into kitchen to discover Burglar dressed as Santa Claus eating a sandwich]
- Craig Jones: What the hell you doing in my house; eating a big ass sandwich and shit?
- Santa Claus: Nigga, I'm Santa Claus; where the fuck are the milk and cookies? ”“Y'all are trying to use the lord to sell pussy on this corner. ”
“You know what? Don't hate, appreciate! U just mad because I'm always on the [blows whistle] crime scene.”
“25% off. Everything must go. Maybe even you. ”
“I gotta piss like a russian race horse in the Kentucky derby getting chased by the glue truck.”
“As you can see, I got my black ass back in the ghetto: the only place you can get robbed by Santa Clause on Christmas Eve.”
“This is bullshit. I'm stuck between a pimp and a hard place. Donna, man down! Eleven thirty: pimp in distress!”
“Y'all look good in y'all little tight-ass rent-a-cop outfits. Merry Christmas, niggettes.”
Oh, I heard about him. They call him the Santa Claus Crook or the Santa Claus Crip or something like that. He robbed a lady out in the parking lot last night, called her a "ho ho ho" and kept on running.
“- Craig Jones: [beaten up Moly walks in Barbeque restaurant] Daaaamn!
- Day-Day: [imitating Moly] Someone call 9-1-1
- Mr. Jones: Moly... you got knocked the fuck out!
- Moly: Oh, good observation, buddy.
- Moly: Where were you buddies, huh?
- Craig Jones: We was on our lunch break.
- Day-Day: Trying to get something to eat, so we can secure...” (continue)(continue reading)“It ain't ya booty, it's ya beauty.”
“You like 'cause your son is a fag'? ”
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