“Friday after Next” quotes
(2002)
Title Friday after Next
Original title Friday After Next
Year 2002
Director Marcus Raboy
Genre Drama, Comedy
Original title Friday After Next
Year 2002
Director Marcus Raboy
Genre Drama, Comedy
Plot – Craig and Day Day have finally moved to live by themselves. To pay the rent, they work by night in a shopping mall. On Christmas Eve some burglars break into their house and steal everything: Craig and Day Day decide to find them.
All actors – Ice Cube, Mike Epps, John Witherspoon, Don 'D.C.' Curry, Anna Maria Horsford, Clifton Powell, K.D. Aubert, Bebe Drake, Katt Williams, Rickey Smiley, Terry Crews, Maz Jobrani
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All I want fo Christmas is 2 fat bicthes with a name belt that say "glitter" on it.
“Ho ho ho motherfucker!”
“Nobody gets me pussy whipped I.. Whip Pussay!”
“This is bullshit. I'm stuck between a pimp and a hard place. Donna, man down! Eleven thirty: pimp in distress!”
“All I want for Christmas, Santa, is two fat bitches, 2 bags a weed and 2 bags of chips to give to the fat bitches.”
“- Moly: Oh, no, no guns. You are top-flight unarmed security guards.
- Craig Jones: What about walkie talkies?
- Day-Day: And some flashlights. In case we catch some girl giving up some head right in the back behind the trash cans, I could come back there with the flashlight and catch her.
- Moly: You guys are supposed to be big, tough...” (continue)(continue reading)“- Moly: You guys are top-flight security, best in the whole wide world. You have to defend this whole place with your own lives.
- Day-Day: And I'd die for this shit too. ”“[Craig Jones walks into kitchen to discover Burglar dressed as Santa Claus eating a sandwich]
- Craig Jones: What the hell you doing in my house; eating a big ass sandwich and shit?
- Santa Claus: Nigga, I'm Santa Claus; where the fuck are the milk and cookies? ”“Y'all are trying to use the lord to sell pussy on this corner. ”
“You know what? Don't hate, appreciate! U just mad because I'm always on the [blows whistle] crime scene.”
“25% off. Everything must go. Maybe even you. ”
“I gotta piss like a russian race horse in the Kentucky derby getting chased by the glue truck.”
“As you can see, I got my black ass back in the ghetto: the only place you can get robbed by Santa Clause on Christmas Eve.”
“Y'all look good in y'all little tight-ass rent-a-cop outfits. Merry Christmas, niggettes.”
Oh, I heard about him. They call him the Santa Claus Crook or the Santa Claus Crip or something like that. He robbed a lady out in the parking lot last night, called her a "ho ho ho" and kept on running.
“- Craig Jones: [beaten up Moly walks in Barbeque restaurant] Daaaamn!
- Day-Day: [imitating Moly] Someone call 9-1-1
- Mr. Jones: Moly... you got knocked the fuck out!
- Moly: Oh, good observation, buddy.
- Moly: Where were you buddies, huh?
- Craig Jones: We was on our lunch break.
- Day-Day: Trying to get something to eat, so we can secure...” (continue)(continue reading)“It ain't ya booty, it's ya beauty.”
“You like 'cause your son is a fag'? ”
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