“Friday the 13th” quotes

“You got perfect nipple placement, baby.”

Travis Van Winkle - Trent

“In my next life, I wanna come back as one of the buttons on the ass pocket of her jeans shorts.”

Aaron Yoo - Chewie

“- Camp Counselor: Why are you doing this?
- Pamela Voorhees: You need to be punished for what you did to him.
- Camp Counselor: I didn't do anything.
- Pamela Voorhees: You let him drown. Jason was my son.”

Stephanie Rhodes - Camp Counselor
Nana Visitor - Pamela Voorhees

“- Clay Miller: It's my sister. She came up around here with some friends and... she's gone missing.
- Old Lady: She ain't missing. She's dead.”
Jared Padalecki - Clay Miller

They don't call me the "wood wizard" because I masturbate a lot.
Aaron Yoo - Chewie

“- Lawrence: I got business I gotta do this weekend.
- Chelsea: What business?
- Lawrence: Music. I'm trying to start a label.
- Chelsea: Oh, yeah? Like what kind? Like rap?
- Lawrence: Why you gotta go racial? Look, don't put me in a box, all right? What, because I'm black I can't listen to Green Day?
- Chelsea: You're right, that was dumb. So,...” (continue)(continue reading)
Arlen Escarpeta - Lawrence
Willa Ford - Chelsea

“- Wade: You can drink that, by the way. Yours, hers, mine, yours. I swear to God, piss is sterile.
- Amanda: For the record, you will never drink my piss.
- Wade: That's what you think.”
Jonathan Sadowski - Wade
America Olivo - Amanda

Do you know how many lakes are probably called Crystal Lake? It's like Crystal Geyser, Crystal Water. Go to a supermarket. Every single bottled water is named "Crystal" something.
Ben Feldman - Richie

“Hi, my name is Trent. My daddy bent me over this chair and beat me when I was little, so you need to fix it.”

Aaron Yoo - Chewie

“- Wade: I am relaxed. You wanna know why?
- Richie: Why?
- Wade: 'Cause I'm gonna be fuckin' rich. You know what rich people do?
- Richie: What?
- Wade: They relax.”
Jonathan Sadowski - Wade
Ben Feldman - Richie

“- Wade: Why would you eat my leg, man? I can teach you how to fish; just go fishing.
- Richie: I don't eat fish.”
Jonathan Sadowski - Wade
Ben Feldman - Richie

“- Trent: Your tits are stupendous.
- Bree: Wow, you really know how to make a girl feel special.”
Travis Van Winkle - Trent
Julianna Guill - Bree

“- Richie: I get it, though, dude. You do what you gotta do to survive, you know? If we were all out here starving to death and you were... and you were dead, I'd eat your leg.
- Amanda: That's really sweet.”
Ben Feldman - Richie
America Olivo - Amanda

“- Old Lady: People go missing around here, they're gone for good. Outsiders come, they don't know where to walk. They bring trouble. We just want to be left alone. And so does he.
- Clay Miller: So does who?”
Rosemary Knower - Old Lady
Jared Padalecki - Clay Miller

“- Trent: Okay. Nolan. How about I pay, you pump?
- Nolan: Sure, man. Hey, I give a wicked blow job too.
- Trent: Okay, well, um, we'll try that out later.”
Travis Van Winkle - Trent
Ryan Hansen - Nolan