“Get Real” quotes
(1998)
Title Get Real
Year 1998
Director Simon Shore
Genre Drama, Comedy, Romance
Year 1998
Director Simon Shore
Genre Drama, Comedy, Romance
Plot – Young Steven hardly manages his college's life, his parents' aspirations and his drives, nevertheless he manages perfectly his homosexuality. His best friend Linda takes her 48th driving lesson and hopes to impress the instructor, while his best friend Mark tries to impress Wendy, the new director of the scholastic newspaper. Jessica, Wendy's friend, tries to avoid her ex-boyfriend Kevin, but everyone looks at John Dixon, a clever, handsome and athletic guy.
All actors – Ben Silverstone, Brad Gorton, Charlotte Brittain, Stacy Hart, Kate McEnery, Patrick Nielsen, Tim Harris, James D. White, James Perkins, Nicholas Hunter, Jacquetta May, David Lumsden
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“It's only love. What's everyone so scared of?”
“- Mark: So you're in the school magazine this year.
- Wendy: Well, I am the school magazine. No one else can be fucked.
- Mark: I can be fu... I'd like to help.”“I'm sick of feelin' totally alone. I want to have friends who like me for who I am. I want to have a family who loves me for who I am and not for someone I pretend to be to keep their love! I'm sick of hiding... of being sad and... scared.”
- Steven Carter: School's full of tossers.
- Linda: Oh, I bet you fancy half of them.
- Steven Carter: No way.
- Linda: Not even him? John Dixon. He's sex on legs.
- Steven Carter: I know... Every time I see his "Head Boy" badge I wish it was an invitation!
- Linda: Sure wouldn't kick him out of bed for eating biscuits.“- Linda's Brother: Linda, Mom says if you don't come in for your tea now, she'll give it to the dog!
- Linda: Ok, Ok.
- Steven Carter: You haven't got a dog.
- Linda's Brother: Well, we'll get one.”“- Kevin: Weren't you listening in there, Jes? Careful, you don't know what you might catch. Forget him. He's a...
- Jessica: He's a what? Poof? Queer? Faggot? Anything else you can think of?
- Steven's Mother: I'll tell you what else he is. He's my son, and I'm very proud of him. And if you do anything to hurt him, I'll have your bollocks for...” (continue)(continue reading)“- Linda: I can just imagine sex with you! Pathetic fumbling to find the bra strap, the slobbery kisses, belching into some poor girl's mouth because you had too much chili sauce on your kabab. And then, the main event which is either over in seconds or not at all because you're too fucking pissed!
- Kevin: So I take that as a definite no?
-...” (continue)(continue reading)“- Wendy: Romeo, Romeo, cover me in honey and suck it off with a straw.
- Jessica: What?
- Wendy: God. He's perfect.
- Jessica: Fancy him, do you?
- Wendy: He can pass me his baton any day.”“- Steven's Father: All that stuff of this town having nothing for someone of your age... I thought you really catched how a young person sees life.
- Steven: Life? What d'you know about my life?”“- John Dixon: I didn't take you for a football fan.
- Steven Carter: I'm not.
- John Dixon: What do you mean, not a... oh.”“- John Dixon: I like her. I really like her.
- Steven: Do you... do you love her?
- John Dixon: Steven... I love you.”“- Dave: You don't look at the mantle piece when you're poking the fire, do ya?
- Kevin: What happens if you're poking the mantle piece?”“Well, fuck me! No, no, I don't mean... I just mean... fuck me, but not... well what I mean is...”
“- Steven Carter: I came late to sex. I was nearly ten. That's when my friend Mark Watkins told me how babies were made.
- Young Steve: Really? Are you sure?
- Young Mark: Yeah. Honest. I saw it on one of my dad's videos.
- Steven Carter: For over a year after that I thought babies were made when two women tied a man to a bed and covered his...” (continue)(continue reading)“Eleven. That's how old I was when I discovered masturbation. Mind you it was another three years before I realized I could do it on my own.”
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