“Ghost Dad” quotes

“To call your recent behavior incompetent would be like calling World War II a spat!”

Barry Corbin - Mr. Emery Collins

“- Diane Hopper: Look, Romeo and Juliet. That's love. He... he took poison for her! What have you ever done for me?
- Elliot Hopper: Ate the Spaghetti-Os.”
Kimberly Russell - Diane Hopper
Bill Cosby - Elliot Hopper

“- Elliot Hopper: Mr. Nero, how are you?
- Mr. Nero: Oh, good. I'm eating solid foods again.”
Bill Cosby - Elliot Hopper
George Ganz - Mr. Nero

“- Curtis Burch, the Cabbie: I am yours to command!
- Elliot Hopper: Command? Command? I command you to go to hell and sit on a red hot coal, and wait for me, until it snows!
- Curtis Burch, the Cabbie: Oh, yes! Yes, evil master! Yes!”
Raynor Scheine - Curtis Burch, the Cabbie
Bill Cosby - Elliot Hopper

“You know, one of the good things about being a ghost is that lights on, lights off, I'm still here.”

Bill Cosby - Elliot Hopper