“Good Advice” quotes
(2001)“Good Advice” Quotes 5 quotes
“If God had meant me to marry a poor man, he would have made me homely.”
“Have you ever been to Brazil? Don't bother. There is no air-conditioning, there are mosquitoes the size of unborn babies, and nobody speaks a decent language!”
“Don't be a man. Be human.”
“The best way to get over a man is to get under a new one.”
“- Ryan Edward Turner: I'd kill myself right now, but I'd probably end up in Hell, and that would be redundant.
- Barry Sherman: Well, at least you'd be among friends.”
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