“Goosebumps” quotes

“Every story ever told can be broken down into three parts. The beginning. The middle. And the twist.”

Jack Black - Stine

“Y'know how they say teenagers have no fear of death? That they're never gonna get hurt? Well not me, ok? I was born with the gift of fear.”
Ryan Lee - Champ

“- Officer Stevens: [to Zach] Do you have any idea what the penalty is for filing a false police report?
- Officer Brooks: Three years!
- Officer Stevens: ...Yeah, close. It... actually, it's a written warning.”
Timothy Simons - Officer Stevens
Amanda Lund - Officer Brooks

“- Screaming Girl: You saved my life, Chump.
- Champ: It's actually Champ.”
Gabriela Fraile - Screaming Girl
Ryan Lee - Champ

“- Champ: What was that?
- R.L. Stine: It's the Invisible Boy.
- Champ: [getting slapped by Brent the Invisible Boy] Ow!
- R.L. Stine: Ah, he's such a crack up.”
Ryan Lee - Champ
Jack Black - Stine

“The Abominable Snowman just crawl out of a book, that doesn't just happen!”

Ryan Lee - Champ

“- Zach Cooper: Mom, are you positive there weren't any other places looking for vice principals?
- Gale Cooper: You promise you'll give it a shot?
- Zach Cooper: I promise, and I looked into it. Legally, I can't live on my own until I'm 18.”
Dylan Minnette - Zach
Amy Ryan - Gale