“Gremlins 2: The New Batch” quotes

(1990)
Movie Gremlins 2: The New Batch
Joe Dante directed this movie in 1990
Title Gremlins 2: The New Batch
Year 1990
Director Joe Dante
Genre Comedy, Horror, Fantasy
Plot – It's been a few years since Billy and Kate have moved to New York. Now they work both in a big supertechnological building erected to celebrate Clamp, a wealthy businessman. When Clamp himself decides to demolish the old Chinese antiques shop where Gizmo is guarded, the small Mogwai is forced to flee in the street. He's captured by two scientists who conduct genetic experiments in the same Clamp building. Billy hears a postman's whistle and recognizes the same tune sang by Gizmo. As he knows his little friend is in the laboratory, Billy breaks in to save him from the brutal experiments. Still together, the two live again a lot of misfortunes because the jeering Gremlins are returning.
All actors – Zach Galligan, Phoebe Cates, John Glover, Robert Prosky, Robert Picardo, Christopher Lee, Haviland Morris, Dick Miller, Jackie Joseph, Gedde Watanabe, Keye Luke, Kathleen Freeman, Don Stanton, Dan Stanton, Shawn Nelson, Archie Hahn, Leslie Neale, Ron Fassler, Time Winters, Heather Haase, Jason Presson, Lisa Mende, Patrika Darbo, Jerry Goldsmith, Rick Ducommun, John Capodice, Belinda Balaski, Nicky Rose, Paul Bartel, Kenneth Tobey, Heidi Kempf, Eric Shawn, Michael Salort, Frank P. Ryan, Diane Sainte-Marie, Kristi Witker, Sarah Lilly, Vladimir Bibic, Page Hannah, Liz Pryor, Raymond Cruz, Julia Sweeney, Jeff Swanson, Charles S. Haas, Dale Swann, Gray Daniels, Stéphanie Menuez, Jacque Lynn Colton, May Quigley, Anthony Winters, Isiah Whitlock Jr., Dean Norris, Saachiko, John Astin, Henry Gibson, Leonard Maltin, Hulk Hogan, Dick Butkus, Bubba Smith, Howie Mandel, Tony Randall, Frank Welker, Kirk R. Thatcher, Mark Dodson, Neil Ross, Jeff Bergman, Joe Dante, Mark Monto, Brian Penikas, Michael Sheehan, Sylvester Stallone
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  • “None of us has been in New York before. There are the Broadway shows - we'll have to find out how to get tickets. There's also a lot of street crime, but I believe we can watch that for free. We want the essentials. Dinettes. Complete bedroom groups. Convenient credit, even though we've been turned down in the past.”
    Tony Randall - Brain Gremlin
  • “Would the owner of the car with license number 1AG 401 please remove it from the clamp parking garage, your car is old, and dirty.”
    Neil Ross - Announcer
    [Tag:cars]
  • “Billy, if we get through today alive, you're in big trouble.”
    Phoebe Cates - Kate Beringer
    [Tag:rescue, trouble]
  • “Because of the end of civilization, the Clamp Cable Network now leaves the air. We hope you've enjoyed our programming, but more importantly, we hope you've enjoyed... life.”
    Neil Ross - Announcer
  • “Okay you guys, listen up! People pay good money to see this movie! When they go out to a theater they want cold sodas, hot popcorn, and no monsters in the projection booth! Do I have to come up there myself? Do you think the Gremsters can stand up to the Hulkster? Well, if I were you, I'd run the rest of Gremlins 2! Right now!”
    Hulk Hogan - Himself
    [Tag:cinema, monster, movie]
  • “All they have to do is to eat three or four children and there'd be the most appalling publicity.”

    Sir Christopher Lee - Doctor Catheter
  • “Peltzer, you're having a psychotic episode. Thank you for sharing it with us.”
    Robert Picardo - Forster
    [Tag:madness]
  • “Can I get some help here, please? I'm trapped in some sort of adhesive, polymer material and I'm on deadline!”

    Haviland Morris - Marla Bloodstone
  • “- Announcer: Fire: The untamed element, oldest of man's mysteries, giver of warmth, destroyer of forests, right now this building is on fire.
    - Woman in corridor: What?
    - Announcer: Yes! The building is on fire! Leave the building! Enact the Age Old drama of Self-Preservation!”

    Neil Ross - Announcer
    [Tag:fire]
  • “People who are awake at 3 am aren't afraid of the Wolfman. The only thing that frightens those people is sobering up and going to work.”
    Robert Prosky - Grandpa Fred
  • “- Grandpa Fred: Creature what is it that you want?
    - Brain Gremlin: Fred, what we want is, I think, what everyone wants, and what you and your viewers have: civilization.
    - Grandpa Fred: Yes, but what sort of civilization are you speaking of?
    - Brain Gremlin: The niceties, Fred. The fine points: diplomacy, compassion, standards, manners,...” (continue)
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    Robert Prosky - Grandpa Fred
    Tony Randall - Brain Gremlin
    [Tag:civilization]
  • “All a man wants is some fresh germs!”
    Sir Christopher Lee - Doctor Catheter
    [Tag:disease]
  • “It's just like I always say; if you want to find something weird you have to go downtown.”
    Don Stanton - Martin
  • “Tonight, on the Clamp Cable Classic Movie Channel, don't miss Casablanca, now in full color with a happier ending.”
    Neil Ross - Announcer
    [Tag:movie, television]
  • “- Grandpa Fred: Hey, hey, hey. Can you work a TV camera?
    - Mr. Katsuji: Work a camera? I am the camera.”

    Robert Prosky - Grandpa Fred
    Gedde Watanabe - Mr. Katsuji
  • “- Billy Peltzer: Sir, I'm... I'm sorry about the building.
    - Daniel Clamp: I'm not.
    - Kate Beringer: You're not?
    - Daniel Clamp: For one thing, we're insured for the damages. For another, maybe it wasn't a place for people anyway. It was a place for things. You make a place for things... things come.”

    Zach Galligan - Billy Peltzer
    John Glover - Daniel Clamp
    Phoebe Cates - Kate Beringer
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