“Haggard: The Movie” quotes
(2003)
Title Haggard: The Movie
Original title Haggard
Year 2003
Director Bam Margera
Genre Comedy
Original title Haggard
Year 2003
Director Bam Margera
Genre Comedy
Plot – The movie is based on the true story of Ryan Dunn – performing as himself – and how his ex-girlfriend Glauren cheated on him. Rumors say that Glauren is seeing the head-banger Hellboy and Ryan asks his friends Valo and Falcone for help to find out the truth. The two try in many ways to find proof, they even break into the girl's house. Meanwhile, Ryan has some trouble with the police and gets even assaulted with a fork. There are many cameos in the movie by professional skaters like Tony Hawk, Jason Ellis and Bucky Lasek.
All actors – Ryan Dunn, Bam Margera, Brandon DiCamillo, Jennifer Rivell, Rakeyohn, Ann Marie Esposito, Brandon Novak, Chris Raab, Jess Margera, Phil Margera, Mark Hanna, David Decurtis
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“I don't care if it's a car, I don't care if it's a Goddamn Batmobile. I don't want to drive with him.”
“I like chocolate, I like fudge, I'll make some now or I won't budge.”
“- Ry: You look beautiful today.
- Glauren: You look like shit.”“That was the most pussified attempt I have ever seen.”
“You paint your face fluorescent yellow and you want a sip of my booze?”
“You dumped me for someone named fucking Hellboy? What the hell is the matter with you?”
“- Ry: I'm gonna rip Hellboy a new asshole.
- Valo: No, I think Hellboy ripped Glauren a new asshole.”“Don't touch me, or I'll seriously kill your face. It's so hardcore.”
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