“Happy, Texas” quotes
(1999)
Title Happy, Texas
Year 1999
Director Mark Illsley
Genre Comedy, Crime, Romance
Year 1999
Director Mark Illsley
Genre Comedy, Crime, Romance
Plot – In Happy, a Texas town, the annual most important event is the national competition for the Little Miss Fresh-Squeezed title, dedicated to primary school girls. To take part to the challenge, citizens point to David and Steven, two experts in the preparation of talent shows and ballets. However two homosexual escapees take their place and are more interested in banks than in the competition. To prepare the hit, they have first to meet the expectations of Happy citizens, avoiding their suspicions.
All actors – Steve Zahn, Jeremy Northam, William H. Macy, Ally Walker, Illeana Douglas, M.C. Gainey, Ron Perlman, Mo Gaffney, Paul Dooley, Jillian Berard, Scarlett Pomers, Melissa Arnold
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“Okay, God, just... I want you to look down on these girls here. They're like little flowers, and the rain you send 'em gutta be gentle and sweet. We come to you today, and we ask you to just... help 'em - help us grab this pageant by the balls and rip 'em off! I mean, if those judges don't like us, then screw 'em. These girls here - they're...” (continue)(continue reading)
“- Sheriff Chappy Dent: I guess like everybody I'm scared of bein', you know, rejected.
- Harry Sawyer: There's no way, man. You're a real catch, you're a man's man, a nice guy. You've got your health. And everybody knows what a turn-on that uniform is.”“- Marshal Nalhober: Sheriff Dent. I just want to shake your hand. I wish there were more men like you in law enforcement. You are one big dick cop.
- Sheriff Chappy Dent: Thank you.”“- Josephine McClintock: I guess I should be flattered by your stalking.
- Harry Sawyer: There's such a fine line between stalking and being attentive, and I was - I don't know - going for being attentive.”“Give me the meanest steak you got! Rare, and I mean rare! Just de-horn it, wipe its butt and send it in.”
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