“Hard Ticket to Hawaii” quotes

(1987)

Title Hard Ticket to Hawaii
Year 1987
Director Andy Sidaris
Genre Thriller, Action

All actors – Ronn Moss, Dona Speir, Hope Marie Carlton, Harold Diamond, Rodrigo Obregón, Cynthia Brimhall, Patty Duffek, Wolf Larson, Lory Green, Rustam Branaman, David DeShay, Michael A. Andrews

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“- Rowdy Abilene: Jade, how bad you hit?
- Jade: I've been better.”
Ronn Moss - Rowdy Abilene
Harold Diamond - Jade
[Tag:weapons, wound]
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“- Jade: My first wife used to mow the lawn stark naked.
- Rowdy Abilene: What did your neighbors say?
- Jade: They said I married her for her money.”
Harold Diamond - Jade
Ronn Moss - Rowdy Abilene
[Tag:nudity, wife]
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“- Jade: A bazooka, Rowdy?
- Rowdy Abilene: It's the only gun I can hit a moving target with.”
Harold Diamond - Jade
Ronn Moss - Rowdy Abilene
[Tag:ability, weapons]
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“- Rowdy Abilene: You've got a great ass.
- Colleen: So do you pilgrim.”
Ronn Moss - Rowdy Abilene
Colleen Nakasone - Colleen
[Tag:body, women]
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“If brains were birdshit you'd have a clean cage.”
Rodrigo Obregón - Seth Romero
[Tag:brain, stupidity]

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