“Hardware Wars” quotes

“No! No! You can't destroy innocent people! Basketball's a peaceful planet! Please! We have no weapons!”

Cinthia Freeling - Princess Anne-Droid

“Fluke. Fluuuke. Trust your feelings, Fluke. And if you can't be good, be careful.”
Jeff Hale - Augie 'Ben' Doggie

"Hardware Wars"! A spectacle light years ahead of its time! Starring: Fluke Starbucker, intergalactic boy wonder. Augie 'Ben' Doggie, venerable member of the Redeye Knights. Princess Anne-Droid, interstellar damsel in distress. Ham Salad, ace mercenary pilot and intergalactic wise guy. Darph Nader, villain.
Paul Frees - Narrator

“Hardware Wars! A thrilling space saga of romance, rebellion, and household appliances!”
Paul Frees - Narrator

“Take it easy kid, it's only a movie.”
Bob Knickerbocker - Ham Salad

“- Narrator: Enjoy intense drama during the pre-battle briefing scene.
- Miscellaneous: Okay, so what you want to do is this: You want to attack at the most vulnerable spot. Come at it from this angle and locate the automatic flip-flop override device here, which in turn will defuse the antigyroscopic preinterface thruster chamber, and the...” (continue)(continue reading)
Paul Frees - Narrator
Ernie Fosselius - Miscellaneous

“- Fluke Starbucker: Jeepers! What is it, Augie 'Ben' Doggie? Did you feel a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced?
- Augie 'Ben' Doggie: No, just a little headache.”
Scott Mathews - Fluke Starbucker
Jeff Hale - Augie 'Ben' Doggie