“Heartbreakers” quotes
(2001)
Title Heartbreakers
Year 2001
Director David Mirkin
Genre Comedy, Crime, Romance
Year 2001
Director David Mirkin
Genre Comedy, Crime, Romance
Plot – The beautiful, sexy and charming Max marries only rich guys, while her daughter Page seduces them and forces them to divorce. One of the unlucky men, however, tracks down the two scoundrels as they are attempting to frame the odd cigarette tycoon William B. Tensy. Meanwhile, Page falls in love with the classic next door boy.
All actors – Sigourney Weaver, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Ray Liotta, Jason Lee, Anne Bancroft, Jeffrey Jones, Gene Hackman, Nora Dunn, Julio Oscar Mechoso, Ricky Jay, Sarah Silverman, Zach Galifianakis, Michael Hitchcock, Pierre Gonneau, Shawn Colvin, Michael Andrew, Andy Brewster, Gonzo Raymond, Carrie Fisher, Jack Shearer, Alan Blumenfeld, Adam Novicki, Robert Alan Beuth, Steve Mellor, Janni Brenn, Kevin Nealon, Scott Wordham, Jackie O'Brien, Denalda Williams, Haresh Raval, Jack Douglas Cooper, Peter Spellos, Elya Baskin, Oleg Shtefanko, Ken Magee, Geremy Dingle, Patricia Belcher, Monnae Michaell, Bernadette Birkett, David Mirkin, Catherine Butterfield, Lawrence Sacco, Jennifer Genco, Kenny Levine, Zane Musa, Andrew Schnurr, Mark Tortorici, Larry Williams, Todd Wolfe, Richard Bernard, Arshag Chookorian, Leonid Galperin, Miamon Miller, Igor Serykh, Stuart Silverstein, , Terry Austin, Gerry Lock, Paul Aldane'e, Johnny Bolton, Tracy Gossett, Phil Hawn, Russell Hess, Ariane Von Kamp, Robert Malone, Tricia Manzardo, Irving Ong, Brian Patterson, Jason Pattillo, Gibran Perrone, David Sirois, Kat Slatery, T.J. Thyne, Stacey Travis, Todd Vittum
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“- Max Conners: How do I look?
- Page Conners: If I were a guy, I'd do you.”“- Max Conners: Have you any idea what that meat is doing to your arteries?
- Page Conners: Haven't you heard? Cigarettes dissolve cholesterol.”“- Ulga Yevanova: God is everywhere.
- William B. Tensy: Yes, he is. Isn't he? Nosy bastard.”- Jack Withrowe: Isn't that the shoe you wanted to jam up my ass?
- Page Conners: No, that was the 6" heel.“- Max Conners: I'm sorry, Page. I'm a terrible mother. I'm a terrible everything.
- Page Conners: You're finally seeing things clearly.”“There is nothing sexier than smoke billowing proudly out of a woman's hot, red, engorged nostrils.”
“My love, tonight we will celebrate this ecstatic joining of our spirits with the union of our aching bodies.”
“You just lost the best thing you never had.”
“- Max Conners: Maybe you'd like a spanking?
- Page Conners: Just try it. I dare you!”“So much loudness. Can we not go somewhere I can relate to you... orally?”
“- Page Conners: Just give it to me, or would you rather have my heel up your ass?
- Jack Withrowe: Who told you I'm into that?”“Since you can't seem to read my subtle signals, I'll help you out. Piss! Off!”
“Love is pain! Life is pain. You can't protect anybody from it, it's always gonna get you. But sometimes, life could also be good. But you got to be open. You got to takes chances. You got to let go!”
“- Jack Withrowe: Tell me to my face you don't love me.
- Page Conners: I don't love you.
- Jack Withrowe: Wow. More believable than I thought it would be.”“I'm willing to explore the whole being dominated thing, okay? But let's just take it slow.”
“- Max Conners: I'll protect her.
- Dean Cumanno: From what? From love?
- Max Conners: From pain.”“You are good. You may not know it, but I do. You come on tough, but it's all just an act. I mean, you don't even believe in sleeping together before marriage.”
“There's no love. It's the trick of the brain. It's the combination of chemicals and hormones.”
“I love a woman who eats raw meat.”
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