“He's Just Not That Into You” quotes
(2009)Ken Kwapis
directed this movie
in 2009
Title He's Just Not That Into You
Year 2009
Director Ken Kwapis
Genre Drama, Comedy, Romance
Year 2009
Director Ken Kwapis
Genre Drama, Comedy, Romance
All actors – Morgan Lily, Trenton Rogers, Michelle Carmichael, Jasmine Woods, Sabrina Revelle, Zoe Jarman, Alia Rhiana Eckerman, Julia Pennington, Renee Scott, Chihiro Fujii, Sachiko Ishida, Claudia DiMartino, Eve Curtis, Carmen Perez, Traycee King, Délé Ogundiran, Eunice Nyarazdo, Anita Yombo, Ginnifer Goodwin, Kevin Connolly, Niki J. Crawford, Scarlett Johansson, Bradley Cooper, Joan Blair, Justin Long, Ben Affleck, Jennifer Aniston, Jennifer Connelly, Natasha Leggero, Anna Bugarin, Busy Philipps, Drew Barrymore, Angela Shelton, Frances Callier, Brandon Keener, Chris Miller, Leonardo Nam, Rod Keller, Wilson Cruz, Brooke Bloom, Hedy Burress, Sasha Alexander, Marc Silverstein, Cory Hardrict, Rene Lopez, Annie Ilonzeh, Mike Beaver, Kai Lennox, Shane Edelman, Stephen Jared, Kris Kristofferson, Melanie Stephens, Nicole Steinwedell, Erik David Barber, Jarrett Grode, Ali Afshar, Bill Brochtrup, Jason Roth, Corey Pearson, Sally Nisbet, John Ross Bowie, Sydney Lauren, Googy Gress, Derek Waters, Nana Hill, Peter O'Meara, Jocelin Donahue, Enzo Zelocchi, Greg Behrendt, Cornelia Brown, Greg Brown, Josh Driver, Johnny Drocco, Maria Durham, Paul Fahrenkopf, Liam Ferguson, Pamela Fischer, Jen Friel, Jerald Garner, Melissa Goodwin, Bradfield Griffith, Luis Guzmán, Austin Honaker, Jean Huynh, Evelyn Iliopoulos, Ralph Kampshoff, Errol Krass, Waymond Lee, Ash Lendzion, Gina Limbrick, Natalina Maggio, Tina Martin, Mary Stuart Masterson, Kimberly McVicar, Jason Moffett, Muslimah Muhammad, Tam Nguyen, Brittani Noel, Charles Parshley, Liz Racster, Cristine Rose, Abraham Rubio, Theresa Russell, Elizabeth Russo, Jana Savage, Nathan Shepherd, Josh Shideler, Amy Shuster, Monica Sly, Al Sotto, Alex Spencer, Carly Steel, Eric Stoltz, Patrick Michael Strange, Tina Toner, Karmyn Tyler, Sandra Valladares, Julie Van, Melissa Weiss, Bart Womack, Danielle Kay Woodard, Joann Yeh, Maria Zambrana
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“If a guy is treating you like he doesn't give a shit, he genuinely doesn't give a shit. No exceptions.”
“What if you meet the love of your life, but you already married somebody else, are you supposed to let them pass you by?”
“We are all programmed to believe that if a guy acts like a total jerk that means he likes you.”
“People who get married are not to be trusted. You know why? Because if you were legitimately happy, honestly you wouldn't feel the need to make a big show out of it. You wouldn't have to broadcast it. They do it because they're insecure and because they think that getting married is what they're supposed to be doing now. And so they're lying to...” (continue)(continue reading)
“- Anna: You have an ass that makes me wanna dry hump!
- Ben: Did you just say 'dry hump'?
- Anna: Yep.
- Ben: I think I just fell in love.”“Girls are taught a lot of stuff growing up. If a guy punches you he likes you. Never try to trim your own bangs and someday you will meet a wonderful guy and get your very own happy ending. Every movie we see, every story we're told implores us to wait for it, the third act twist, the unexpected declaration of love, the exception to the rule.”
“We're so focused on finding our happy ending we don't learn how to read the signs. How to tell from the ones who want us and the ones who don't, the ones who will stay and the ones who will leave. And maybe a happy ending doesn't include a guy, maybe... it's you, on your own, picking up the pieces and starting over, freeing yourself up for...” (continue)(continue reading)
“- Gigi: I'm just supposed to turn from every guy who doesn't like me?
- Alex: Uh. Yeah!
- Gigi: There's not gonna be anybody left.”“A girl will never forget the first boy she ever likes.”
“I miss the days when you had one phone number and one answering machine and that one answering machine has one cassette tape and that one cassette tape either had a message from a guy or it didn't. And now you just have to go around checking all these different portals just to get rejected by seven different technologies. It's exhausting.”
“If a guy wants to be with a girl, he will make it happen, no matter what.”
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