“High School U.S.A.” quotes

“- Jay-Jay Manners: Do you know Beth Franklin?
- Otto Lipton: Yeah. She's goin' out with Beau Middleton. So unless you got twenty-five million dollars and a lifetime supply of Brut, forget about it.”
Michael J. Fox - Jay-Jay Manners
Todd Bridges - Otto Lipton

“I'm not taking my clothes off. No way! I once took my clothes off at the drive-in for Eddie Hansen. He went to get popcorn and he never came back. I'm never taking my clothes off again in front of anybody. Not even my husband, unless he's Burt Reynolds. Maybe Richard Gere.”
Lauri Hendler - Nadine

“I'll pick you up after the party. Let's see, there'll be all that deep preppy conversation, preppy dancing, piles of preppy fun. Party starts at nine, I'll pick you up at nine fifteen.”
Michael J. Fox - Jay-Jay Manners

“I don't want to go into the fun house. I know we have to get Beau Middleton's picture, but I'm afraid of the dark and whenever I get scared I jump into somebody's arms. If I jump into your arms, people are gonna talk. I can't afford that. As it is my phone's got cobwebs.”
Lauri Hendler - Nadine

“- Crazy Leo Bandini: My toes are killing me.
- Jay-Jay Manners: Uh, that's because you've got your shoes on the wrong feet.
- Crazy Leo Bandini: No, I don't. These are my feet.
- Jay-Jay Manners: Learn a lesson, Otto. Eat right, get plenty of sleep, and don't drink your chemistry set.”
Tom Villard - Crazy Leo Bandini
Michael J. Fox - Jay-Jay Manners

“- Beth Franklin: I think he's kinda cute.
- Beau Middleton: Who's kinda cute?
- Beth Franklin: You, of course. Especially when you're angry. Your dimple twitches.”

Nancy McKeon - Beth Franklin
Anthony Edwards - Beau Middleton

“- Miss D'Angelo: Cara, a little more energy? You want us to lose to Tech?
- Cara Ames: Who cares? This is so... high school.
- Miss D'Angelo: Then why do it?
- Cara Ames: I happen to look stunning in the uniform!”

Angela Cartwright - Miss D'Angelo
Dana Plato - Cara Ames