“Hotel de Love” quotes

“- Stephen Dunne: What about love at first sight?
- Melissa Morrison: I don't believe in it. Norman and I were friends first. For months we just talked. Discussed ideas, books, politics.
- Stephen Dunne: That is not love! That is a book group!”
Simon Bossell - Stephen Dunne
Saffron Burrows - Melissa Morrison

“Do you ever look at people and wonder about their lives?”
Simon Bossell - Stephen Dunne

“I don't get bananas. They're green for about a week, then they're ripe for about 12 minutes before going brown and mushy forever. Sometimes I can't go out because I'm waiting for my bananas to turn ripe.”
Simon Bossell - Stephen Dunne

“- Melissa Morrison: Why do men lie?
- Rick Dunne: Uh, that's a hard one. Give me something frivolous to get into it.
- Melissa Morrison: OK. Why do men touch their dick so much?
- Rick Dunne: Because it's there.”
Saffron Burrows - Melissa Morrison
Aden Young - Rick Dunne

“My mother believed in love at first sight with Dad, with her second husband, and her third.”
Saffron Burrows - Melissa Morrison

“Watching my parents renew their wedding vows is like watching ambulance drivers push the victims back into the wreck.”
Aden Young - Rick Dunne

“- Allison Leigh: Your love line is so confused.
- Stephen Dunne: It's not up-to-date.”
Pippa Grandison - Allison Leigh
Simon Bossell - Stephen Dunne