“House Arrest” quotes

“- Janet Beindorf: What are you doing?
- Ned Beindorf: Turning off the electricity, don't you understand? They can't survive without electricity: no Nintendo, no Mtv.”

Jamie Lee Curtis - Janet Beindorf
Kevin Pollak - Ned Beindorf

“- T.J. Krupp: My dad treats my mom like dirt.
- Matt Finley: And my dad's coming up on his second year with Louise.
- Gregory Alan 'Grover' Beindorf: So?
- Matt Finley: So he always divorces in his second year, you know that, it's like clockwork.”
Herbert Russell - T.J. Krupp
Mooky Arizona - Matt Finley
Kyle Howard - Gregory Alan 'Grover' Beindorf

“- Janet Beindorf: It's been 14 years and you haven't even finished the bathroom.
- Ned Beindorf: I've been working for 14 years!
- Janet Beindorf: And what's my job? Is it a hobby?”

Jamie Lee Curtis - Janet Beindorf
Kevin Pollak - Ned Beindorf

“I'm always getting standing ovations, especially in bed!”
Wallace Shawn - Victor 'Vic' Finley

“- Gregory Alan 'Grover' Beindorf: Remember when you said I should lock my parents in the closet?
- Matt Finley: Yeah...
- Gregory Alan 'Grover' Beindorf: Well, I did! Only I didn't lock them in the closet, I locked them in the basement. Only, I didn't actually lock them in, I nailed the door shut. And I told them I wasn't letting them out until...” (continue)(continue reading)
Kyle Howard - Gregory Alan 'Grover' Beindorf
Mooky Arizona - Matt Finley

“A lot of people don't dress their age.”
Sheila McCarthy - Gwenna Krupp