“House Party 3” quotes

Boy, just be yourself. If people don't like you for being yourself... Fuck 'em! Let me tell you something. I scored with a girl when I was about your age. I try to please her poppa all the time; wen' out my way to please her poppa. I came in one day, I said, "Nice weather we having". He said, "You can't say that. You can't say that; it might... (continue)(continue reading)
Bernie Mac - Uncle Vester

“- Kid: Hey! How about a big, juicy good morning kiss?
- Veda: Not with that good morning breath.”
Christopher Reid - Kid
Angela Means - Veda

“It's 2 o'clock. Do you know where your testicles are?”
Michael Colyar - Showboat

“- Uncle Vester: Boy, I miss your father.
- Kid: So do I.
- Uncle Vester: I wish he was here.
- Kid: Me too, Uncle Vester.
- Uncle Vester: Besides, he owe me $150.”
Bernie Mac - Uncle Vester
Christopher Reid - Kid

“First of all, you need to calm the fuck down and go gargle funky.”
Anthony Johnson - Butcher