“I, the Jury” quotes

“Try not to kill more than two or three people today, okay?”

Paul Sorvino - Detective Pat Chambers

“A little honey a day keeps the bourbon away.”
Armand Assante - Mike Hammer

“- Mike Hammer: What was that?
- Dr. Charlotte Bennett: Haven't you heard an orgasm before?
- Mike Hammer: Orgasm my ass!”

Armand Assante - Mike Hammer
Barbara Carrera - Dr. Charlotte Bennett

“- Mike Hammer: Why so hot and sweaty?
- Girl: I just came back from a five-mile jog!
- Mike Hammer: Oh? I thought it was me.”
Armand Assante - Mike Hammer

“- Mike Hammer: Harry Lundee.
- Lundee: Unnecessary violence himself. What brings you to the land of make-believe?”
Armand Assante - Mike Hammer
William G. Schilling - Lundee

“- Velda: Marry me.
- Mike Hammer: I'd never be faithful.
- Velda: Sure you would. You'd remember my Sicilian grandmother and decide it isn't worth it.”
Laurene Landon - Velda
Armand Assante - Mike Hammer

“- Mike Hammer: Are you two alike in every way?
- 2nd Twin: Not exactly. I have a strawberry birthmark.
- Mike Hammer: Really? Where?
- 2nd Twin: I can't see it. I have to go on other people's word.”
Armand Assante - Mike Hammer
Lynette Harris - 2nd Twin

“- Mike Hammer: Let's get out of here.
- Joe Butler: How?
- Mike Hammer: We'll take the Cherokee. Let's go.
- Joe Butler: There's no gas in it.
- Mike Hammer: No gas? What do you mean, no gas? Who owns a truck with no gas?”
Armand Assante - Mike Hammer
Geoffrey Lewis - Joe Butler