“In the Loop” quotes

“- Toby Right: Look, alright, I was late for the meeting, Simon, I am sorry, but it's not like I threw up in there, is it?
- Simon Foster: No, you're right, I'm being unfair. I should be thanking you for not throwing up. Well done, you're a star.”
Chris Addison - Toby Wright
Tom Hollander - Simon Foster

“- Simon Foster: It'll be easy-peasy-lemon-squeezy.
- Toby Wright: No, it won't. It'll be difficult-difficult-lemon-difficult. That is what it will be.”
Tom Hollander - Simon Foster
Chris Addison - Toby Right

“Your phone is off, but there's been a catastrofuck here.”

Paul Higgins - Jamie MacDonald

- Judy Molloy: I'll just leave you to your thoughts, ok?
- Simon Foster: I haven't got any thoughts. I'm just staring vacantly into space while a distant voice in the back of my head goes, "Oh, shit!" like a car alarm in the middle of the night.
Gina McKee - Judy Molloy
Tom Hollander - Simon Foster

“We're going to have a vote and go to war. We'll fight people, kill them. Our children will get killed. This is exactly the sort of thing that I didn't want to do when I went into politics.”

Tom Hollander - Simon Foster

“I don't like finding out about people employed by this government via the news, unless they've just died.”

Peter Capaldi - Malcolm Tucker