“Irreconcilable Differences” quotes

“Atlanta' lost more money than any movie in the history of movies. Or something like that. Right, daddy?”
Drew Barrymore - Casey Brodsky

“- Lucy Van Patten Brodsky: Do you have kids?
- Woman at Party: Yeah, but I'm not into parenting right now.”
Shelley Lee Long - Lucy Van Patten Brodsky
Ida Random - Woman at Party

“Yesterday I found a cobweb on my diaphragm.”
Shelley Lee Long - Lucy Van Patten Brodsky

“I'm just a kid, and I don't know what I'm doing sometimes. But I think you should know better when you're all grown up. I think you should know how to act, and how to treat people. And I think if you once loved someone enough to marry them, you should at least be nice to them, even if you don't love them anymore.”
Drew Barrymore - Casey Brodsky

“That bimbo stole my husband! They drank their lover's wine in glasses I stood in line to buy!”
Shelley Lee Long - Lucy Van Patten Brodsky

“Mother, you and dad for a long time did not recognize my rights as a human being. You both treated me like chattel. You cannot do with me as you please anymore. We have irreconcilable differences.”
Drew Barrymore - Casey Brodsky