“It Couldn't Happen Here” quotes

“- Priest: I'm just tired... I've been up all night trying to round off the infinate. And Lucifer before the day doth go.
- Chris Lowe: Don't we know you?
- Priest: I don't know. I used to be blind. But then I started eating carrots. I still can't see during the day.”
Joss Ackland - Priest
Chris Lowe - Himself

“- Chris Lowe: Where are you from?
- Neil Tennant: Yes where are you from?
- Priest: I'm glad you asked me twice. You see I'm a bilingual. A bilingual illiterate - I can't read in two languages.”
Chris Lowe - Himself
Neil Tennant - Himself
Joss Ackland - Priest

“The stranger has been known to masquerade as a priest wearing high heeled shoes.”

“I smell youth... vintage youth.”
Joss Ackland - Priest