“It's a Very Merry Muppet Christmas Movie” quotes

“It's funny how one day can mean so many different things.”
Joan Cusack - Rachel Bitterman

"Working for a dream". That's beautiful. You know, my employees work for salaries.
Joan Cusack - Rachel Bitterman

“- Rizzo the Rat: I sold my collection of rare cheese to buy you this crystal petri dish for your mold collection.
- The Great Gonzo: I sold my mold collection to buy you this diamond-tipped cheese slicer.
- Rizzo the Rat: Did you save the receipt?”
Steve Whitmire - Rizzo the Rat
Dave Goelz - The Great Gonzo

“- Kermit: Ms. Bitterman, you can take the Muppet Theatre, but you'll never take the theatre in our hearts!
- Rachel Bitterman: That's good, because I don't want the theatre in your hearts; I want the theatre that exists in reality!”
Steve Whitmire - Kermit
Joan Cusack - Rachel Bitterman

“- Kermit: Bitterman owns the papers, she owns the television stations, and three-quarters of the internet.
- Daniel: How can one person own so much?
- Kermit: Corporate synergy. It's out of control.”
Steve Whitmire - Kermit
David Arquette - Daniel