“Jackass Number Two” quotes
(2006)
Title Jackass Number Two
Year 2006
Director Jeff Tremaine
Genre Comedy, Documentary
Year 2006
Director Jeff Tremaine
Genre Comedy, Documentary
All actors – Johnny Knoxville, Bam Margera, Steve-O, Chris Pontius, Ryan Dunn, Jason 'Wee Man' Acuña, Preston Lacy, Dave England, Ehren McGhehey, Jess Margera, Brandon Dicamillo, Mat Hoffman, Tony Hawk, Mark Zupan, Jeff Tremaine, Spike Jonze, Brandon Novak, Loomis Fall, Dimitry Elyashkevich, Sean Cliver, Trip Taylor, Greg Iguchi, Rick Kosick, Manny Puig, Mark Rackley, Mike Kassak, Stephanie Hodge, Jack Polick, Clyde Singleton, Jason Taylor, Patty Perez, Thor Drake, Jim Karol, Slater Davis, Seamus Frawley, Scott Manning, Jordan Houston, Paul Beauregard, Project Pat, Roger Alan Wade, Jay Chandrasekhar, John Waters, Luke Wilson, Mike Judge, Rip Taylor, April Margera, Phil Margera, Vincent Margera, T. Nigs, Lisa Arturo, Katherine Bailess, Lance Bangs, Terry Beeman, Michael F. Brooks, Katie A. Campbell, John R. Corella, Chad Doreck, Willie Garson, Samuel Givens, Brianna Haynes, Scott Hislop, J.T. Horenstein, Jennifer D. Johnson, Jennifer Lee Keyes, Keith Kuhl, Jason Landau, Rebecca Lin, Joel Manning, Anthony Marciona, Marcy McCusker, Mark Meismer, Annabeth Miller, Krista Miller, Elizabeth Myers, Paige Peterson, Tracy Phillips, Gregg Romeo, Matt Sergott, Matthew Shaffer, Kelleia Sheerin, Kevin Alexander Stea, Jenifer Strovas, Dollar Tan, Victoria Taylor, John Todd, Ville Valo, Salvatore Vassallo, Kenny Wormald
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“Rectal bleeding... another first for Jackass.”
“Water-based lubricants, friend or foe? You be the judge.”
“- April Margera: You're going to have that for life!
- Bam Margera: No shit!”“- Bam Margera: Ape, I got a muffed-up ass butt!
- April Margera: I know, and you had the cutest butt ever and now you ruined it!”- Johnny Knoxville: Are you okay?
- Chris Pontius: Yeah, hold on.
- Johnny Knoxville: What do you mean "hold on"? The bull's not gonna hold on!“You didn't land it.”
“He should have made it bigger and more realistic, that puny thing's embarrassing!”
“If your asshole can't see the camera, the camera can't see your asshole.”
Please God, don't let there be a "Jackass 3".
“- Ryan Dunn: I was scared of burnin' my own friend.
- April Margera: Why would you burn him in the first place Dunn?
- Ryan Dunn: 'Cause it was funny.”“That was intense, really intense. Well, not really intense, but pretty intense.”
“That was fun. Let's never do that again.”
“Bam just took a golden dildo up his ass at high speeds. That's what happened.”
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