“Jeff Dunham: Arguing with Myself” quotes

“- Jeff Dunham: What's your favorite beer?
- Bubba J.: An open one.
- Jeff Dunham: How do you know when you drink too much?
- Bubba J.: I run out.”
Jeff Dunham - Himself
Jeff Dunham - Bubba J.
Jeff Dunham

“- Jeff Dunham: So, José, what makes you happiest in life?
- José Jalapeño: My BMW.
- Jeff Dunham: You have a BMW?
- Peanut: Yeah, a Big Mexican Woman.”
Jeff Dunham - Himself
Jeff Dunham - José Jalapeño
Jeff Dunham - Peanut