“Joe Somebody” quotes

(2001)

Title Joe Somebody
Year 2001
Director John Pasquin
Genre Drama, Comedy

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Plot – Underestimated video specialist, Joe decides it is time for his comeback after office bully Mark humiliates him yet once again, this time in front of his daughter. In search of redemption, Joe begins to take private lessons in martial arts from a star of action movies. However, secrets never last long. As soon as word gets out that he intends to confront Mark, Joe not only finds himself in the spotlight, but he sees his popularity soar.

All actors – Tim Allen, Julie Bowen, Kelly Lynch, Greg Germann, Hayden Panettiere, Patrick Warburton, Jim Belushi, Ken Marino, Wolfgang Bodison, Cristi Conaway, Robert Joy, Tina Lifford

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“- Natalie Scheffer: Everything on the menu was made with curd. Curd this, curd that. I mean, I ordered a hamburger and I got a ten-minute lecture on animal rights from the waitress. And the guy in the play was half naked!
- Joe Scheffer: What? Which half?”
Hayden Panettiere - Natalie Scheffer
Tim Allen - Joe Scheffer
[Tag:food, nudity, vegetarianism]
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“- Meg Harper: You're having a panic attack, do you know what that means?
- Joe Scheffer: It sounds pretty self-explanatory.”
Julie Bowen - Meg Harper
Tim Allen - Joe Scheffer
[Tag:anxiety, fear]
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“- Joe Scheffer: Did you have fun?
- Natalie Scheffer: Weekend from hell. They took me to another silly-ass hippie restaurant. With thee most absurd one-man play ever produced!”
Tim Allen - Joe Scheffer
Hayden Panettiere - Natalie Scheffer
[Tag:amusement, weekend]

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