“Johnny English” quotes
(2003)
Title Johnny English
Year 2003
Director Peter Howitt
Genre Comedy, Adventure, Action
Year 2003
Director Peter Howitt
Genre Comedy, Adventure, Action
Plot – The famous British Secret Service agency is struggling with a thorny case: an improbable plan to steal the Crown Jewels. The most gifted agent is tasked to solve the mission but he's eliminated under mysterious circumstances and soon his best colleagues are killed too. The chances of M17 are entrusted so to the most clumsy secret agent, Johnny English. He has to protect the country, to avenge his dead colleagues and to discover who has masterminded the theft of the Crown Jewels.
All actors – Rowan Atkinson, Tasha de Vasconcelos, Ben Miller, Greg Wise, Douglas McFerran, Steve Nicolson, Terence Harvey, Kevin McNally, Tim Pigott-Smith, Nina Young, Rowland Davies, Natalie Imbruglia, Philippa Fordham, John Malkovich, Tim Berrington, Simon Bernstein, Martin Lawton, Neville Phillips, Oliver Ford Davies, Takuya Matsumoto, Peter Tenn, Sam Beazley, Kevin Moore, Faruk Pruti, Marc Danbury, Jack Raymond, Jenny Galloway, Haylie Ecker, Tania Davis, Eos Chater, Gay-Yee Westerhoff, Chris Tarrant, James Greene, Clive Graham, Trevor McDonald, Clare Beckwith, James Embree, Philip Harvey, Peter Howitt, Serena Lorien, Norman Campbell Rees, Laurence Richardson, Prunella Scales, Leonard Silver, Yana Yanezic
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“Pascal is accused of treason, and if convicted faces the death penalty. He says in that eventuality he would like to donate his brain to the study of the causes of hypomanic schizophrenia.”
“My bottom will be king of England before you are.”
“I've been dropped into the Kalahari desert, carrying nothing more than a toothbrush and a pack of Sherbet Lemons, and I still found my way to Bulawayo before Ramadan.”
“- Bough: Are you all right, sir?
- Johnny English: Yes, I landed on something quite soft.
- Bough: That was me, sir.”“A good agent doesn't need gadgets. The only gadgets I've ever needed are a sharp eye, sensitive hearing and a whole bunch of bigger brains.”
“- Lorna Campbell: You obviously haven't met our host, Monsieur Savage.
- Johnny English: No, thank God! You know, I think I'd rather have my bottom impaled on a giant cactus than exchange pleasantries with that jumped-up Frenchman. As far as I'm concerned, the only thing the French should be allowed to host is an invasion.”“- Lorna Campbell: What are you going to do? Sit in this grotty flat feeling sorry for yourself, or are you going to get out there and save your country?
- Johnny English: ...I'm going to sit in the flat.”
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