“Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat” quotes

“All those things you see in your pajamas, are a long-range forecast for your farmers.”
Donny Osmond - Joseph

“Some folks dream of the wonders they'll do before they're time on this planet is through. Some just don't have anything planned, they hide their hopes and their heads in the sand. Now I don't say who is wrong, who is right. But if by chance you are here for the night, then all I need is an hour or two to tell the tale of a dreamer like you.”
Maria Friedman - Narrator

“Benjamin! You nasty youth, your crime has shocked me to the core. Never in my whole career have I encountered this before. Guards! Seize him! Lock him in a cell. Throw the keys into the Nile as well.”
Donny Osmond - Joseph

“We all dream a lot. Some are lucky, some are not. But if you think it, want it, dream it, then it's real. You are what you feel. But all that I say can be told another way, in the story of a boy whose dream came true. And it could be you.”
Maria Friedman - Narrator

“- Joseph: Please stop, I don't believe in free love!
- Mrs. Potiphar: Pity.”
Donny Osmond - Joseph
Joan Collins - Mrs. Potiphar

“- Zebulun: In Egypt there's food going spare.
- Asher: They've got corn, they've got meat, they've got fruit and drinks.
- Benjamin, Dan: And if we have the time we could see the Sphinx!”
Michael Small - Zebulun
Martin Callaghan - Asher
Nick Holmes - Benjamin
Sebastien Torkia - Dan