“Just Married” quotes
(2003)Shawn Levy
directed this movie
in 2003
Title Just Married
Year 2003
Director Shawn Levy
Genre Comedy, Romance
Year 2003
Director Shawn Levy
Genre Comedy, Romance
Plot – Tom is a speaker who talks about traffic. He’s handsome and loves sports, while Sarah is a beautiful and independent writer with a snobbish family. They fall in love at first sight despite their families, as often happens between different people. While Tom attempts to be accepted by Sarah’s family, the girl doesn’t listen to her father and to her sisters who praise her to leave Tom. They marry and travel to Italy for their honeymoon, but due to the bulky presence of former Sarah‘s boyfriend and due to some unfortunate events, the entire holiday is ruined. The couple however thinks the misadventures are a test.
All actors – Ashton Kutcher, Brittany Murphy, Christian Kane, David Moscow, Monet Mazur, David Rasche, Thad Luckinbill, David Agranov, Taran Killam, Raymond J. Barry, Toshi Toda, George Gaynes, Massimo Schina, Valeria Andrews, Alex Thomas, Laurent Alexandre, Jill Parker-Jones, Sandy McCormack, Timmy Fitzpatrick, Francesco Fantasia, Alex Ardenti, Robert Branco, Joseph Vassallo, Roberto Tagliapietra, Clement von Franckenstein, Anderson Goncalves, Guido Föhrweißer, Lorenzo Caccialanza, Veronica Cartwright, Cheryl Dent, Alanna Hanly, Summer Moore
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“You never see the hard days in a photo album, but those are the ones that get you from one happy snap shot to the next.”
“- Sarah: This is a European compact.
- Tom: No, this is a Ringling Brothers compact! I don't understand it. I loooked at the brochure and it had a Fiesta on the cover, not a Bingo!
- Sarah: Baby, just floor it.
- Tom: I am flooring it! If I pushed any harder, my foot would blow through the floor and we would be Flintstone-ing our asses there!”“I had the perfect relationship which was ruined by marriage.”
“- Sarah: Tom, you're acting like a crazy person!
- Tom: Well, maybe it's cuz I just got hit in the head with a ten pound ashtray!”“- Kyle: Rich daddy equals expectations. Expectations are like a fungal rot on a marriage.
- Tom: Our marriage is not going to have a 'fungal rot'.
- Kyle: Unless she finds out you slaughtered her dog!
[laughs, then stops, seeing Tom's expression]
- Kyle: Oh, don't worry, I'll take that to my grave.”“I don't know where we're gonna be in 10, 20, 40 years. I don't know who we're gonna be. I don't know if I'm ever gonna be able to give her all of this. There are a million things that I don't know. But there's one thing that I do. And that's that I love Sarah.”
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