“Just Visiting” quotes

“Honey, did you know that the women of my lineage are all lionhearted?”
Christina Applegate - Julia

“- Thibault: I am already wealthy. I own hundreds of horses and bags of pepper, four hundred backs of wool, and fifty barrels of Spanish olives.
- Andre: And you own me, Sire.
- Thibault: Yes. But you have no value.
- Andre: That is true.”
Jean Reno - Thibault
Christian Clavier - Andre

“- Andre: Master! You're worried. What is wrong?
- Thibault: The wizard... he exploded.”
Christian Clavier - Andre
Jean Reno - Thibault

“Courage is my creed.”

Christina Applegate - Julia

“- Hunter: Do you realize the bath you just took cost over two thousand dollars? That's American dollars!
- Thibault: Is that a lot?
- Hunter: Yes, yes it is.
- Thibault: Then I will repay you with one of my swans.”
Matt Ross - Hunter
Jean Reno - Thibault

“I am eating this very good meats and vegetables in a very fine sauce... I will shit easy tomorrow.”

Christian Clavier - Andre

“- Amber: Who is this?
- Andre: I am Andre le Pate. I have big balls! And my ass breathes fire!”
Bridgette Wilson-Sampras - Amber
Christian Clavier - Andre