“Kids” quotes

“Virgins. I love them. No diseases, no loose as a goose pussy, no skank. No nothing. Just pure pleasure.”
Leo Fitzpatrick - Telly

“Who am I? I'm the motherfuckin’ virgin surgeon!”
Leo Fitzpatrick - Telly

“- Casper: How did she smell? Did her puss stink?
- Telly: Take a whiff.
[Telly holds up his fingers and Casper smells them]
- Casper: Mmmmm. Butterscotch, yo. That's the best.”
Justin Pierce - Casper

“When you're young, not much matters. When you find something that you care about, than that's all you got.”
Leo Fitzpatrick - Telly

“If we fucked, you would love it.”
Leo Fitzpatrick - Telly

“You look like the prom queen. I dated the prom queen when I was your age. She was the first girl I stuck my tongue in.”
Joseph Knopfelmacher - Taxi Driver

“Condoms don't work. They either break, or they slip off, or they make your dick shrink. But you still gotta use them, yo. At least I did once.”
Leo Fitzpatrick - Telly

“If you deflower a girl man, you're the man. No one can ever do that again. You're the only one. No one, no one, has the power to do that again.”
Leo Fitzpatrick - Telly