“Kill Me Later” quotes

“- Billy: You were right. Women are bad, masturbating's good.
- Charlie Anders: No... masturbating's lonely.”
Brendan Fehr - Billy
Max Beesley - Charlie Anders

“- Shawn Holloway: Well, that's different. Then I was gonna die for sure. Now I'm probably just gonna break my neck or my legs, and become a quadriplegic, and then what if...
- Charlie Anders: What if you? What if you? What if you? What if you actually make it, and we get away from here? Jesus, are you always such a downer? No wonder you want to...” (continue)(continue reading)

Selma Blair - Shawn Holloway
Max Beesley - Charlie Anders

“By my calculations, with your current salary and your future earning potential, you'd never be able to save enough money to put one kid through college, much less two. What if the kid needs braces? What if he has a learning disability and needs private tutoring? What if he does something stupid, gets arrested, and you need to hire an attorney?...” (continue)(continue reading)

Selma Blair - Shawn Holloway

“You wanna know my dream? It's a beautiful dream; to be cremated.”
Selma Blair - Shawn Holloway

“- Shawn Holloway: Get up. It's morning.
- Mathew Richmond: My God! Why didn't you tell me?
- Shawn Holloway: I thought I just did.”
Selma Blair - Shawn Holloway
D.W. Moffett - Mathew Richmond

“- Shawn Holloway: What are you gonna do once you get him are you gonna shoot him?
- Elevator Cop: Well hopefully he will have the good sense to give himself up before it comes to that.
- Shawn Holloway: If he had any good sense he wouldn't be robbing a bank in the first place... Don't you think?”

Selma Blair - Shawn Holloway
Keith Martin Gordey - Elevator Cop

“- Charlie Anders: Listen, if you weren't standing up on the roof like a signpost, we wouldn't be in this shit. My mate's been shot. He could be dead. You're a fucking menace, right? I should really kill you.
- Shawn Holloway: You're right. Well, come on. I haven't got all day.”
Max Beesley - Charlie Anders
Selma Blair - Shawn Holloway