“Kissing a Fool” quotes
(1998)Plot – Max is a popular sportscaster who works in a local TV. He is about to marry the beautiful Samantha, called Sam. The two meet each other thanks to Jay, Max’s friend, who’s still recovering after breaking up with his girlfriend. However, just before the wedding, Max is doubtful, so he asks Jay to seduce his future wife: if Jay fails, Max will trust Sam.
All actors – David Schwimmer, Jason Lee, Mili Avital, Bonnie Hunt, Vanessa Angel, Kari Wuhrer, Frank Medrano, Bitty Schram, Judy Greer, Ron Beattie, Doug Ellin, Tag Mendillo, Justine Bentley, Liza Cruzat, Jessica Mills, Sammy Sosa, Jerry Springer, Mike Squire, Marco Siviero, Steve Seagren, Philip Rayburn Smith, Jayson Fate, Ross Bon, Antimo Fiore, Andy-John, Charles William Breen, Christopher Free, Shannon Watson
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“True love cannot be found where it does not truly exist, nor can it be hidden where it truly does.”
“Now I know in this little three week Love Boat episode of yours, you think you've come to know what love is. But, you know what? I don't know that you have.”
“- Jay Murphy: The $64,000 question is, how do you know beforehand that you're with the wrong person so you can avoid having them wreak havoc on a large portion of your life?
- Samantha Andrews: I don't think you do know until you meet the right person, 'cause then you just... you just... you just feel something that you know you've never felt...” (continue)(continue reading)“- Max Abbitt: I'm not gonna depress myself, and sit in my room all night listening to Barry Manilow records.
- Jay Murphy: Hey, that was a radio special!”“It's hard to tell how many emotions were real and how many were manufactured just to get the other person to bring over more pot.”
“My whole life had been my work. I'd gone through a heartbreak as well, but I now understand it was just my ego. 'Cause looking back, I don't... I don't think I really loved him. But I cried when I realized that he didn't love me.”
“Ever have sex in a Mercedes? Convertible.”
“- Max Abbitt: I thought we agreed not to set each other up anymore.
- Jay Murphy: No, I agreed not to let you set me up anymore after that girl who you said was perfect for me tied me up and came out with that hood and cane and offered to beat the shit out of me.”“I have other depressions that don't involve you.”
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