“Knocked Up” quotes
(2007)
Judd Apatow
directed this movie
in 2007
Title Knocked Up
Year 2007
Director Judd Apatow
Genre Drama, Comedy, Romance
Year 2007
Director Judd Apatow
Genre Drama, Comedy, Romance
Plot – Alison and Ben couldn't be more different. She's 24 and is projected toward her journalistic career, while Ben is a slacker with no desire to become an adult. He spends his time having fun with friends and creating silly websites. However, after spending a wild night together, Alison and Ben find they have one thing in common: a baby is on the way and Alison decides to keep it. Ben has to choose whether straighten out and create a family or run away as fast as possible. The two have nine months to know each other and try to establish a solid relationship. It will be a quite difficult challenge.
All actors – Seth Rogen, Katherine Heigl, Paul Rudd, Leslie Mann, Jason Segel, Jay Baruchel, Jonah Hill, Martin Starr, Charlyne Yi, Iris Apatow, Maude Apatow, Joanna Kerns, Harold Ramis, Alan Tudyk, Kristen Wiig, Bill Hader, Ken Jeong, Craig Robinson, Tim Bagley, Loudon Wainwright III, Stephanie Mnookin, Adam Scott, J.P. Manoux, Mo Collins, B.J. Novak, Tami Sagher, Brianna Brown, Catherine Reitman, Nick Thune, Paul Feig, Ben Meyerson, Wayne Federman, Melinda Bennett, Matt McKane, Steven Brill, Ana Mercedes, Nadine Griffith, Diane Schaller, Emersen Riley, Stormy Daniels, Nautica Thorn, Mary Brill, Lolita Mastrolia, Joseph T. Mastrolia, Tracy Hartley, Jeffrey L. Wilson, Jessica Alba, Greg Brown, Steve Carell, Andy Dick, James Franco, Aidan Gonzales, Andrew Gonzales, Kathy Gonzales, Lindsay Hamilton, Natalie Lipka, Shawn McDaniel, Julia Melim, Eva Mendes, Roy C. Peterson, Ryan Seacrest, Dax Shepard, Rose Day Stuart, Jerome Villaluz, Michelle Woods
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“You know, the best thing for a hangover is weed. It is, like, the best medicine. 'Cause it fixes everything. ”
“- Jack: There's gonna be some things that you are going to be able to get, that other people in the office don't get... one of them: Gym membership.
- Alison Scott: You want me to lose weight?”“- Jill: We don't want you to lose weight, we just want you to be healthy. Y'know, by eating less.
- Alison Scott: Ok.
- Jill: We would just like it if you go home and step on the scale, and write down how much you weigh, and subtract it by like, 20.
- Alison Scott: 20.
- Jill: And then weigh that much.”“- Jay: Man, my balls are shaved, my pubes are trimmed, I'm ready to fuckin' rock this shit!
- Jonah: What the fuck, man? If I go in there and see fuckin' pubes sprinkled on the toilet seat, I'm gonna fuckin' lose my mind!”“Life doesn't care about your vision. You just gotta roll with it.”
“Isn't weird how chairs exist even when you're not sitting on them?”
“- Ben Stone: Do you want to do it doggie style?
- Alison Scott: You're not going to fuck me like a dog.
- Ben Stone: It's doggie style. It's just the style. We don't have to go outside or anything.”“- Martin: Do you ever get so bored, you just stare at your balls?
- Jonah: I bet you do, late John Lennon.”“- Sadie: Where do babies come from?
- Debbie: Where do you think they come from?
- Sadie: Well. I think a stork, he umm, he drops it down and then, and then, a hole goes in your body and there's blood everywhere, coming out of your head and then you push your belly button and then your butt falls off and then you hold your butt and you have to...” (continue)(continue reading)“- Debbie: Sadie might have the chicken pox.
- Jason: I had the chicken pox three times. I have no immunity to it.
- Ben Stone: We don't have the heart to tell him it's herpes.
- Jason: It's not herpes if it's everywhere.”
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