“Kung Fu Panda 2” quotes

“- Shen: My parentshated me. Do you understand? They wronged me. And I will make it right.
- Soothsayer: They loved you. They loved you so much that having to send you away killed them.
- Shen: The dead exist in the past. And I must attend to the future.”
Gary Leonard Oldman - Shen
Michelle Yeoh - Soothsayer

“- Tigress: I hope this turns out better than your plan to cook rice in your stomach by eating it raw and then drinking boiling water.
- Po: This is nothing like that plan.
- Tigress: How?
- Po: Because this one is gonna work.”
Angelina Jolie - Tigress
Jack Black - Po

“Your story may not have such a happy beginning, but that doesn't make you who you are. It is the rest of your story, who you choose to be.”
Michelle Yeoh - Soothsayer

“- Shen: The only reason you are still alive is that I find your stupidity mildly amusing.
- Po: Well thank you, but I find your evilness extremely annoying.”
Gary Leonard Oldman - Shen
Jack Black - Po

“You know, guys, I never expected to die like this. I thought I'd meet a nice girl, settle down, and then she'd eat my head.”
Seth Rogen - Mantis

“I didn't have any problems with my dad. Maybe it's 'cause Mom ate his head before I was born.”
Seth Rogen - Mantis

“- Shen: Are you willing to die to find the truth?
- Po: You bet I am. Although, I'd prefer not to.”
Gary Leonard Oldman - Shen
Jack Black - Po