“Ladybugs” quotes
(1992)
Title Ladybugs
Year 1992
Director Sidney J. Furie
Genre Comedy, Sport
Year 1992
Director Sidney J. Furie
Genre Comedy, Sport
Plot – The experienced Chester Lee has been waiting for years for a promotion in the Dave Mullen’s company, where he works as a salesman. However, he is about to get fired and, to avoid that, Chester tells Mullen that he was a great soccer player. It is the perfect occasion to bring the sponsored women’s team to an higher level.
All actors – Rodney Dangerfield, Jackée Harry, Jonathan Brandis, Ilene Graff, Vinessa Shaw, Tom Parks, Jeannetta Arnette, Crystal Cooke, Jennifer Frances Lee, Vanessa Monique Rossel, Johna Stewart-Bowden, Jandi Swanson
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“- Bartender: You ought to get out there and start dating again.
- Chester Lee: You go out there, what do you meet? You meet girls looking for husbands and husbands looking for girls.
- Bartender: Well, you know what they say, there's plenty of fish in the sea if you got the right bait.
- Chester Lee: Yeah. The trouble is, my hook ain't what it...” (continue)(continue reading)“I dressed her son up like a girl, and invited him to play with me.”
“- Dave Mullen: Chester, I just want to win today. I only want the best out there.
- Chester Lee: The best, the best. That's all I keep hearing. You want to be the best. Let me ask you this, what good is being the best if it brings out the worst in you?”“- Chester Lee: He's playing like a psycho, he's nuts!
- Julie Benson: Looks like Norman Bates is playing soccer.
- Chester Lee: Hey, after the game no showers.”“I've never saw such beautiful landscaping. Looks like all the trees threw up.”
“Wow! The only thing quicker than that is when I'm having sex!”
“- Matthew: We get along great, we laugh together, we like the same music, the same sports, we get along just great.
- Soda Shop Counterman: Then what's the problem?
- Matthew: She don't know I'm a boy.
- Soda Shop Counterman: Kid, with this girl, I don't know what you're doin', but you must be doin' it wrong.”- Chester Lee: You've got to change your behavior.
- Matthew: Oh and what'd I do?
- Chester Lee: What'd you do? A girl doesn't give the opposing team the finger and tell their coach, "Up yours!". A girl doesn't refer to the referee as a blind bastard. A girl doesn't slap another girl on the ass and say, "You're hot stuff!". And a girl doesn't... (continue)(continue reading)“Annie! I wanna take you to the zoo! Yeah, they'll thank me for returnin' you!”
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