“Laserblast” quotes

“- Sheriff: What can I do for you, fella?
- Tony Craig: First, you take your feet off the desk. Second, you take the cigar out of your mouth. And third, you stand up.”
Ron Masak - Sheriff
Gianni Russo - Tony Craig

“- Chuck Boran: Whoa, mama. Wouldn't Chuck like to give you his red hot frank!
- Bikini Girl: From what I hear, Chucky, it ain't so hot.”

Mike Bobenko - Chuck Boran

“Just you and me and the sky... like a cup! A giant cup!”

Cheryl Smith - Kathy Farley

I knew Nirvana was straight around the corner. I turned the corner and ran smack into Betty Crocker! She was running across the sky yelling "You never outgrow your need for milk!". I looked at her, and I said: "Baby... you're something else!". Far out, man!
Michael Barrere - Hip Kid

“- Chuck Boran: Hey Froggy, you think our boy here would like to give us a little race?
- Froggy: Billy? Hell, he never races!
- Billy Duncan: Who the hell told you that? I'll show you a race!”
Mike Bobenko - Chuck Boran
Eddie Deezen - Froggy
Kim Milford - Billy Duncan

“Billy... why can't you be more ordinary?”
Cheryl Smith - Kathy Farley