“Lethal Weapon” quotes
(1987)
Richard Donner
directed this movie
in 1987
Title Lethal Weapon
Year 1987
Director Richard Donner
Genre Thriller, Action
Year 1987
Director Richard Donner
Genre Thriller, Action
Plot – Lethal Weapon' is the nickname of Martin Riggs, a Vietnam veteran and a recent widower who considers his gun his exclusive love. He's fascinated by death and sometimes he thinks about suicide. His superiors train him under the guidance of Sergeant Roger Murtaugh, a married black senior who has an innate sense of order and moderation.
All actors – Mel Gibson, Danny Glover, Gary Busey, Mitch Ryan, Tom Atkins, Darlene Love, Traci Wolfe, Jackie Swanson, Damon Hines, Ebonie Smith, Bill Kalmenson, Lycia Naff, Patrick Cameron, Don Gordon, Jimmie F. Skaggs, Jason Ronard, Blackie Dammett, Gail Bowman, Robert Fol, Selma Archerd, Richard B. Whitaker, Mary Ellen Trainor, Steve Kahan, Jack Thibeau, Grand L. Bush, Ed O'Ross, Gustav Vintas, Paul Tuerpe, Chad Hayes, Chris D. Jardins, Sven-Ole Thorsen, Peter DuPont, Gilles Kohler, Cedric Adams, Jim J. Poslof, Al Leong, Michael Shaner, Natalie Zimmerman, Deborah Dismukes, Cheryl Baker, Terri Lynn Doss, Sharon K. Brecke, Donald Gooden, Alphonse Philippe Mouzon, Shaun Hunter, Lenny Juliano, Henry Brown, Brian Strohm, Teresa Kadotani, Frank Reinhard, John O'Neill, Tom Noga, Burbank the Cat, Sam the Dog, Larry Clardy, Renée Estevez, Mic Rodgers, Joan Severance, Norman D. Wilson
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“What did one shepherd say to the other shepherd? Let's get the flock out of here!”
“Mind if I test drive your Audi?”
“Looking for your general friend? He's barbecuing his nuts on Hollywood Boulevard.”
“- Roger Murtaugh (Lethal Weapon): Remarks like that will not get you invited to Christmas dinner.
- Martin Riggs (Lethal Weapon): My luck's changing for the better every day.”“I don't make things complicated. That's the way they get, all by themselves.”
“- Roger Murtaugh (Lethal Weapon): The one with the pits in his face?
- Rianne Murtaugh: Those are dimples!
- Roger Murtaugh (Lethal Weapon): Those are pits. When he smiles, I can see through his head.”“- McCaskey: You know, Roger, you are way behind the times. The guys of the 80s aren't tough. They are sensitive people. Show a little emotion to a woman and shit like that. I think I'm an '80s man...
- Roger Murtaugh (Lethal Weapon): How do you figure?
- McCaskey: Last night I cried in bed. So how is that?
- Roger Murtaugh (Lethal Weapon): Were...” (continue)(continue reading)“- Roger Murtaugh (Lethal Weapon): God hates me. That's what it is.
- Martin Riggs (Lethal Weapon): Hate Him back; it works for me.”“I was driving before you were a itch in your daddy's pants!”
“You're breathing, you're alive, you're not dead. No, don't die. You're not dead until I tell I tell you, you got that? You got that, Riggs? You're not dead until I tell you. You got that, Riggs! You're not dead until I tell you.”
“- Roger Murtaugh (Lethal Weapon): What do you do, sleep with that thing under your pillow?
- Martin Riggs: I would if I slept.”“- Martin Riggs (Lethal Weapon): Happy birthday for yesterday. I mean that, sincerely, happy birthday, man.
- Roger Murtaugh (Lethal Weapon): Thanks.
- Martin Riggs (Lethal Weapon): Maybe we'll stay alive long enough for me to buy you a present.”“- Roger Murtaugh (Lethal Weapon): Hey, Riggs, you really like my wife's cookin'?
- Martin Riggs (Lethal Weapon): Nope, I'll see you tomorrow.”“- Martin Riggs (Lethal Weapon): You know what?
- Roger Murtaugh (Lethal Weapon): What?
- Martin Riggs (Lethal Weapon): Well, I think your daughter kinda likes me.
- Roger Murtaugh (Lethal Weapon): If you touch her, I'll kill you.
- Martin Riggs (Lethal Weapon): You'll try.”“Go on, take it. If we take our time we will both die of cancer.”
“- Martin Riggs (Lethal Weapon): What did he mean when he said you owed him?
- Roger Murtaugh (Lethal Weapon): We served together in '65. Ia Drang Valley. Saved my life. Took a bayonet in the lungs.
- Martin Riggs (Lethal Weapon): That was nice of him.”“- Roger Murtaugh (Lethal Weapon): Have you ever met anybody you didn't kill?
- Martin Riggs (Lethal Weapon): Well, I haven't killed you yet.”- Young prostitute: What have you got in mind?
- Martin Riggs (Lethal Weapon): Well, I want you to come home and watch television with me.
- Young prostitute: You serious?
- Martin Riggs (Lethal Weapon): Yeah. "The 3 Stooges" are on in 20 minutes.“Now you can jump if you want to, but you'll be taking me with you and that makes you a muderer.”
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