“Little Fockers” quotes

“- Bernie Focker: Why can't you support my dreams the way I've always supported yours? When you wanted to try new sex positions for your research, I was your guinea pig!
- Roz Focker: You volunteered!
- Bernie Focker: I pulled my hamstring doing a reverse cowgirl!
- Roz Focker: That's because you did it backwards.”
Dustin Hoffman - Bernie Focker
Barbra Streisand - Roz Focker

“- Bernie Focker: You kids wanna pick your nose and flick your boogers? Do it!
- Pam Focker: Hey, Bernie!
- Bernie Focker: But do it only when it's dry. Don't do a wet one.”
Dustin Hoffman - Bernie Focker
Teri Polo - Pam Focker

“- Kevin Rawley: I speak from the heart, off the cuff, like my man, JC at the Sermon on the Mount. I think that's what you've always admired about me.
- Greg Focker: Well, I got news for you. You're not Jesus.”
Owen Wilson - Kevin Rawley
Ben Stiller - Greg Focker

“- Jack Byrnes: Are you still physically attracted to my daughter, Greg?
- Greg Focker: To Pam? Are you kidding? Yes. Jack, there's never been a problem with that.
- Jack Byrnes: [sternly] Even after her body's endured the hellish ordeal of birthing twins?
- Greg Focker: Yes. Even after that. It's still... It's all good. It's all good under the...” (continue)(continue reading)
Robert De Niro - Jack Byrnes
Ben Stiller - Greg Focker

“- Jack Byrnes: I'm watching you.
- Greg Focker: Yeah, well I have eyes too, so I'll be watching you... watching me.”
Robert De Niro - Jack Byrnes
Ben Stiller - Greg Focker

“I'm not gay myself, but if I were gay, I would certainly be proud to choose a life partner like Gay Focker. And that's his actual name.”
Robert De Niro - Jack Byrnes

“There's nothing wrong with spying as long as you suspect foul play.”
Robert De Niro - Jack Byrnes

“- Bernie Focker: Roz, I'm not going through manopause. I'm just trying to find my 'true north'.
- Roz Focker: True north? What are you... a compass or something?
- Bernie Focker: No, but let's face it, I'm a stay-at-home dad whose kid hasn't lived at home in 25 years.”
Dustin Hoffman - Bernie Focker
Barbra Streisand - Roz Focker