“Lost in America” quotes

“I'm insane and responsible. This is a potent combination.”
Albert Brooks - David Howard

“- Linda Howard: Even if I wanted to, my boss isn't here, there's no one I can quit to.
- David Howard: Well, it's time to get out. We have to touch Indians. We have to see the mountains and the prairies and the whole rest of that song. Let's make love right now. I want to have sex with you right here.”
Julie Hagerty - Linda Howard
Albert Brooks - David Howard

“You're a nice guy, you make me laugh. But our policy is: we can't give your money back.”
Garry Marshall - Casino Manager

“I've seen the future! And it's a bald-headed man from New York!”
Albert Brooks - David Howard

“If you pick up that Keno card, I'll kill you. I'll kill you.”

Albert Brooks - David Howard

“He'll buy that boat from that stupid boat catalog he's been making me look at for the last two months, and he will crash that boat off Catalina Island, and he will drown and die and seals will eat him.”
Albert Brooks - David Howard

“Shut up Brad! Your song stunk, I hate your suit and I could hurt you!”
Albert Brooks - David Howard

“- David Howard: Why didn't you tell me when we got married that you were this horrible gambling addict? It's like when you have a venereal disease, you tell somebody!
- Linda Howard: I've only gambled twice in my life. This was the second time.”
Albert Brooks - David Howard
Julie Hagerty - Linda Howard