“Love at First Bite” quotes

(1979)
Movie Love at First Bite
Title Love at First Bite
Year 1979
Director Stan Dragoti
Genre Comedy, Romance
Plot – Count Vladimir Dracula is evicted from his own castle in Transylvania. Together with Renfield, Dracula moves to New York where he hopes to get married to Cindy Sondheim, a supermodel. In a hotel the Count meets Cindy but her boyfriend immediately discovers her. He's a psychiatrist and Van Helsing's grandson, Dracula's bitter enemy. The willing but clumsy doctor is defeated many times, he's arrested by lieutenant Ferguson and he's interned in a mental hospital. Dracula's victims increase and all the blood reserves disappear from the "Municipal Blood Bank". Dracula is chased, but he has vampirised Cindy and now they are flying to distant lands.
All actors – George Hamilton, Susan Saint James, Richard Benjamin, Dick Shawn, Arte Johnson, Sherman Hemsley, Isabel Sanford, Barry Gordon, Ronnie Schell, Bob Basso, Bryan O'Byrne, Michael Pataki
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  • “- Dr. Jeffrey Rosenberg: My name is Dr. Jeffrey Rosenberg, and I want to talk to you about a man who sucks the blood out of people.
    - Lt. Ferguson: A loan shark? What's 's name.”

    Dick Shawn - Dr. Jeffery Rosenberg
    Dick Shawn - Lt. Ferguson
    [Tag:vampire]
  • “- Nurse: If you two freaks don't get out of here, I am going to scream my head off!
    - Renfield: If you scream loudly, they'll think you where frightened by a mouse.”

    Debbie Javor - Nurse
    Arte Johnson - Renfield
    [Tag:fear, voice]
  • “- Cindy Sondheim: Why did you tell him that?
    - Dr. Jeffrey Rosenberg: Because the bad guys always tell the good guys what they're going to do just before they try to kill them.
    - Renfield: He's absolutely right, Miss Cindy, that's part of the rules. But in this case, we are the good guys.”

    Susan Saint James - Cindy Sondheim
    Richard Benjamin - Dr. Jeffery Rosenberg
    Arte Johnson - Renfield
  • “- Stewardess: Pardon me. Would you like chicken Kiev, Chateaubriand or veal cutlet Florentine for lunch?
    - Renfield: Everything you mentioned is dead. Don't you have anything that's alive and kicking?”

    Judy Penrod - Stewardess
    Arte Johnson - Renfield
    [Tag:death, food]
  • Master, it will be wonderful at the reception when you marry Miss Cindy! How they danced, on the night, that they bled...”

    Arte Johnson - Renfield
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