“Love Potion No. 9” quotes

“Was there a second date that I'm not aware of?”

Sandra Bullock - Diane Farrow

“- Woman at luncheon: Was it a male monkey?
- Diane Farrow: Yes.
- Woman at luncheon: He slammed the button till he died.
- Diane Farrow: So you know this experiment?
- Woman at luncheon: I know men, honey.”

Sandra Bullock - Diane Farrow

“- Enrico Pazzoli: Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are?
- Diane Farrow: No. No one in their right mind.”
Adrian Paul - Enrico Pazzoli
Sandra Bullock - Diane Farrow

“Except for the fact she had kind of a boyfriend, Diane was exactly my type.”
Tate Donovan - Paul Matthews

“I'd like to tell you that 5 minutes after I kissed Diane she came running out into my arms and that we fell in love forever, but that's not what happened. It took six minutes.”

Tate Donovan - Paul Matthews

“You know, all my life, I've felt ugly, and now I have the world's most desireable man telling me that I am beautiful. I have the Prince of England at home pining for me. I mean, Paul, this is like a dream come true. I could be a princess.”
Sandra Bullock - Diane Farrow

“- Paul Matthews: You look familiar.
- Prince Geoffrey: Yeah, I'm the Prince of England.”
Tate Donovan - Paul Matthews
Dylan Baker - Prince Geoffrey